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Chances of very important phone call being returned


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  1. Phizzle says:

    Well, look at the bright side. There’s a 180+ percent chance that you’re phone call eventually WILL be returned.

    • Neil says:

      Actually, I thought the same thing. But then I realized that “after deadline passed” and “in the bathroom” are mutually exclusive. Thus, each one independently has up to 100% chance of the event occurring.

      • Chris says:

        You’re just about right, except you mean NOT mutually exclusive. So basically, the call will just about always be returned after the deadline. And when that call comes in late, you’ll probably be on the toilet.

        • Neil says:

          Hmm, you’re right. I’d always thought “mutually exclusive” meant they were excluded from each other’s probability set, rather than that each exclusively could be true. So, you learn something new…. :-)

          And, yes, you’ll be on the can, after the deadline, when the calls comes in.

          The first two, on the other hand, are mutually exclusive. There needs to be another one, in between the yellow and green one, perhaps “late, but before deadline,” to make up the remaining 15% or so for those three. And then the blue one is its own graph.

  2. brewski says:

    Maybe its cuz you forgot to wash your hands? Gross!

  3. Kaiser Steve says:

    I don’t see “While speeding to (somewhere)” on there.

  4. Shancey says:

    I would’ve put while you have no service on there too.

  5. maddman says:

    dude i talk an the pot all the time theres no shame in that



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