**DEEP BREATH**

x-bert
“Reasons” does not require an apostrophe.
Fail.

–grammar police suck dead rabbit ears.

amy k
I was just about to leave the same comment! A+ for grammar police!

–that’s funny. I was just about to say you suck

 
Bunny
Agreed!!

–Wow.. original. you suck.

 
James
You’r gramma’r suck’s!
I like how everyone has commented on it.

–Your comment was devoid of meaning: you suck

bucket
You did it wrong you’re self!

–brilliant holmes, you suck

Chacha
did you *seriously* not get that joke..? WOW.

–you “seriously” suck

Sig
Did you not get his?

–apparently not. thanks for pointing that out. you suck
 
 
James
Yeah, that was a joke.
And I hope your example of bad grammar was a joke too.
Was it?

–thank god that once again the grammar police intervene. you suck
 
 
 Joey Y
This dis-apostrophe hurt me physically. Ow, my eye!
(This message has been confirmed to be 100% free of apostrophes, apart from the word “apostrophe”, of which there are three…)

–your face hurts my eyes. you suck

ThyGoblinking
But there ARE three commas which are basically lazy apostrophes.
A-post trophies! The new reward for an epic win!

–a-post-trophies!! HELL-AIR-E_US…. epic fail. you suck
 
 
Teech
I teach English, but somehow don’t feel the need to belittle others for online grammar or punctuation miscues. I am compelled, however, to point out that those who do feel such a need have some self-esteem issues that ought to be addressed.

–I agree, they suck

Freddie
Of course you don’t Teech. You can’t go around proving how crappy education is in this country, or you’d get branded by your fellow teachers as a traitor. The rest of us have to do the job you’re too cowardly to do.
Apostrophe abuse should be smacked down wherever it occurs. Otherwise, it will never stop. Remember, evil can only flourish when good men do nothing. Oh, and people who accuse others of having self-esteem issues obviously have low self-esteem themselves. (That was a joke, in case you’re too dumb to figure it out. You are a teacher, after all.)

–yeah bash a teacher, you really suck
 

216
Yeah! What he said. Shut up and teach – Teech!

–wow original. you suck
 

x-bert
I didn’t belittle, I merely pointed out that they had misused an apostrophe and thereby made this graph suck.

–your belittling and your pointing out of the apostrophe thereby made you suck
 
 
 Kezzi
…Or because you need to go back to school and retake Basic Grammar. xD

–you need to go back to school because you suck

 
Awesome
I’t i’s no’t tha’t har’d t’o kno’w whe’n t’o pu’t a’n apostroph’e.

–um…. you suck?
 

BOULDASAUR
I think you should stop making graph’s because you don’t know where apostrophe’s belong’.

–you need to stop commenting because you suck.
 

Scot Z
Eye sea all the poster’s hear are ragging the poster about his incorrect usage of apostrophe’s. Chill out their, your all to anal about such thing’s.

–ha ha you said anal and you suck

Anomaly
I’m with Scot Z on this. Judge the graphs based on their content, don’t go around dissing them based on apostrophe misuse or “spell-check fail” – look past that, and see whether the actual meat of the graph is funny or not.

–meat judgers suck

katillac
Understanding Scot Z’s sarcasm fail. I hope that you aren’t a teacher, as your sentence structure sucks.

–understanding anything from scot – fail. you suck
 

x-bert
Ok – looking past the apos-tastrophe …..
Yep, still not funny.

–oh look, you have no sense of humor AND you suck
 
  
MEH.
Well…the idea was win…too bad for the apostrophe’s thing.

–yeah… they made it suck

 
GrammarBitz
i dont understand what youre all talking about. whats wrong with chriss graph?

–HAHAHAAHAaaaaaayousuck
 

panda
You forgot a reason: “Ignorance of proper apostophe usage.”

–you forgot you suck
 

panda
“apostrophe”
crap. i knew that would happen!

–yeah, it sucks when that happens
 

well
I would like to point everyone’s attention to this blog post which addresses the matter of people who feel compelled to belittle their compatriots for poor use of grammar:
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/12/99-grammar/
I would also like to raise the issue that one click away cats get away with the poorest grammar ever, everyone lols about it, and you guys here are seriously correcting an apostrophe mistake. RELAX. Srsly.

–are you saying white people suck?

adskfjö
understanding the difference between lolspeak and unintended grammar and spelling mistakes fail. srsly.

pissing contest fail, you suck

well
understanding reference to obvious paradoxon fail. srsly.

–see comment above. you srsly suck
 
 
lynn
It’s jarring. Completely kills the whole thing for me. That’s why I complain.

–anal retentive much? you suck
 
 
driftwood collector
On behalf of the grammar police, I am here to issue a warning. Don’t let it happen again. You could get a ticket.
 
–on behalf of the world: grammar police please stop sucking and go lick a train track in the winter.

Bob
Maybe the graph’s creator was referring to a person whose name is “Reason”, at which point it is an awkward grammar fail, which isn’t quite as deplorable as an apostrophe phail.
 
your humor sucks

DexterSinister
I just find it amazing that everybody so far abhors a single misplaced apostrophe as much as nature a vacuum, while still using “fail” and even “phail” instead of “failure”. Is that grammatical now, and I missed it?
To be honest, I like this graph, even with the grammatical mistake.

–me too. grammar police suck

well
dear dexter,
thank you. exactly my point.
read that, adskfjö?
don’t get worked up about it.

–adskjo, is latin for “he who sucks.”
 
 
boucqet
I was wondering… I’m new to this site and there’s Graphs on the main page, and Graphs on the ‘Vote’ page. But none on both of them. How is decided which come here and get all the big attention? Is that random, or is that the site owner who maeks those?

–good question the graph downloads are on the front page- in the bar on the left hand side. maek all the graphs you want but be aware of the grammar police , they really really really really suck

Yep, still not funny.

A-post trophies! The new reward for an epic win!

read that, adskfjö?

don’t get worked up about it.

I would also like to raise the issue that one click away cats get away with the poorest grammar ever, everyone lols about it, and you guys here are seriously correcting an apostrophe mistake. RELAX. Srsly.

crap. i knew that would happen!

Apostrophe abuse should be smacked down wherever it occurs. Otherwise, it will never stop. Remember, evil can only flourish when good men do nothing. Oh, and people who accuse others of having self-esteem issues obviously have low self-esteem themselves. (That was a joke, in case you’re too dumb to figure it out. You are a teacher, after all.)

(This message has been confirmed to be 100% free of apostrophes, apart from the word “apostrophe”, of which there are three…)

Fail.