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Some graphs are more equal than others…
“I will work harder.”
until later… then it’s “4 legs good, 2 legs better”
That’s what I was going to say, lol.
Animal Farm reference?
Definitely needs a cheat sheet…
I laughed only because right before I clicked on GraphJam I had just said, “Two legs, baaaad” to a friend. I can think of about three ways to graph this better.
i have no idea about this one… dont get it
Animal Farm
By George Orwell
pretty good book
Amazing book, actually.
Boring book, actually. Had to read it for English class, fell asleep during class when we read it… And no, I actually do read books…
For those who didn’t get it: it’s one of the basic principles of Animalism, according to George Orwell’s novel “Animal Farm”.
so i’m less moral than a tiger? hmmm.
and what about dolphins? they seem to be pretty upright creatures. but they have no legs!
Dolphins are rapists! I saw some “Flippers” with erections harassing a porpoise on Nat G.
Yeah…. I wonder how you could make a “Nineteen Eighty-Four” Graph….
WAR = PEACE
FREEDOM = SLAVERY
IGNORANCE = STRENGTH
Sounds like the Bush Administrations policy statement.
Well, since the PATRIOT Act allows warrantless searches of Americans in violation of the 4th Amendment, and the CLEAN SKIES Act lessens pollution regulations to favor big polluters, I think that’s about right.
BUSH = DICK
BUSH = OUTSTANDING AMERICAN
How’s that?
OH SNAP
Lol, I just read this book. I liked it a lot actually… And it only took two hours to read.
This graph is technically a fairy tale, according to the author.
Bet you got that wrong on the test.
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actually, you can read it on four different levels.
Fairy Tale
The Communist Takeover
How Power Crrupts Leaders
How Revolutions Can Be Started And Corrupted
This one definately needs a cheat sheet, I’m just now getting it after reading the comments…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DnsmSxJTVE
“four legs good, two legs bad” occurs around 4:55 to 5:00 ish
so. it’s kinda sick, but Animal Farm was adapted for the stage as a musical.
And I’m totally hearing Napoleon and the other pigs singing “two legs bad, four legs good…”
I get the Animal Farm reference but, I think there should be a 3rd column that says 8 —really really bad!
I swear, it would be way better if only the number of legs was on the y-axis and “good” and “bad” were on the x-axis. As it is, that’s just poor mathematics.
Animal Farm ftw tho. That was my favorite book in seventh grade.
At first I was going to say “…wtf, not funny”, but now that I see it’s a classical literary reference, I feel brutally ashamed. ; ;
Also, wings count as legs.
I’m completely ashamed that I didn’t get it until I read some comments. XD
Orwel, ftw.
Great book. I love allegories. Especially political allegories. Does anyone know who Boxer represented? I remember from class that he represented someone specific, but all I get on-line is some fuzzy generality, like “Dedicated, but tricked communist supporters.” I remember the person that I had heard was a general, who was a war hero (possibly Leningrad, but don’t quote me on that), who was trotted out for a while as a symbol of the good in Bolshevism, but then quietly gotten rid of, probably in a purge. My memory is fuzzy…
he didn’t represent anyone, he represented the proletariat, the working class of russia.
Also, thanks for posting the youtube video. It’d been a while since I’d seen the movie. I find it ironic that the CIA funded the movie, since Orwell was criticizing American capitalism in the book, almost as much as Bolshevism.
Oh, and was I the only one that thought of PETA and the rabid anti-Vick crowd when I first saw this graph? lol
R.I.P. Boxer. We will never forget.