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Female Matrimonial Likelihood Based on Number of Cats Owned


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  1. yakov! says:

    Hothothot.

  2. PedroHin says:

    yes! i think that rapid drop between 2 & 4 is dead-on.

  3. Amanda says:

    Aw I have seven cats :(

  4. mamarosa says:

    Just marry him and then get the cats.

    I (we)got 7 too.

  5. Bloobeard says:

    Hmmm.. someone needs to make the inverse graph: “Likelihood of successful cat ownership among polyandrists”

  6. Jane St.Clair says:

    I don’t even like cats but even I think it’s a stretch to say that 4 cats bumps you down to 30%

  7. Morgan says:

    *sigh* You forgot about lesbians. (Or perhaps you just don’t know yet about lesbians and cats.) Most lesbians I know who have cats are married — to other lesbians with cats. Duh!

    :)

  8. Reno says:

    I like how even though a woman would have zero cats, her marriage potential only starts at 80%. Sexist win!

  9. dearbabyrodgers says:

    My hubby had one cat and I had two cats (and a parrot who meows) when we got married.

    It’s kind of like having three-and-a-half cats.

    Thank God for the Cat Genie.

  10. Dexaan says:

    I guess this is the female equivalent of the Video Game Chart that was posted earlier?

  11. Beth says:

    Okay, I only got a 50% chance of escaping the marriage noose. I gotta get more cats.

  12. jomarthegreat1 says:

    well… you gotta be crazy first to be a crazy cat lady, innit? cats don’t necessarily make you crazy.

  13. dano says:

    You could do the same chart for men. Just replace cats with Star Wars collectibles.

  14. wimple says:

    All my kitties got eaten by coyotes. We now have a dog that looks like a cat. Does that count? (Our other dog chirps like a bird).

  15. The Manticore says:

    my aunt has 28 cats and is married. also has OCD, so smell is not even that of two cats, really. its freaky.

  16. Sam says:

    I think it should start at about 60%, then drop off sharply after 1 cat…

  17. chris says:

    a bit like Demitri martin’s


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