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  1. first says:

    first?

    • Pringle says:

      First reply to first comment. o-O’

      On topic: One of my favourite graphs, especially the barf puddles part. xP

  2. whitey138 says:

    thats pretty good. i like the barf puddles. cats seem to like doing that. the two cats we had when i was younger wouldnt worry about hiding it. they liked to go where everyone could see, almost as if they were proud of it…or just go right on my bed.

    • Kit says:

      My cats aren’t so much into barfing. At least when they do, they are mildly considerate about it. They barf on tile… which means half the time I open the shower curtain and am surprised what they’ve left in the tub.
      No, my cats spend 10% each day breaking things subtly. Such as knocking out window screens, jamming printers, unplugging electronic devices, and clearing the counter of plates.

    • Caity Lynne says:

      My cat tends to like to make barf puddles on my BRAND NEW couch, of course.

  3. Conor says:

    Very funny, but, um, you just made me colorblind.

  4. wombat says:

    Crazy cat lady WIN.

  5. wood says:

    lol your cat poops more than it eats

  6. Ray says:

    Watching her stories? O_o What am I missing here?

    Other than that, awesome graph!

  7. ggnamedrop says:

    yeah, the colors definitely hurt my eyes a bit, but excellent graph. very similar to what my graph would say about my cats lol

  8. Caghs says:

    Dang!!! Do you know cats or what??? My cats (I have three of the little … um, darlings?) and it’s like a competition with them to see who can get me to step in the most barf puddles LOL

    Why hide it when it’s more fun watching your maid step in them :D

    Cat-fact WIN!!!

  9. Caghs says:

    BTW, I blogged this one, and all my friends agreed :D

    Got a whole intellectual debate thing happening, was very cool!!!

  10. ClickClick says:

    Excellent graphs. Instant classics.
    Cats rule.

  11. dearbabyrodgers says:

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks their cats are plotting their owner’s demise.

    Win for great truth.

  12. woo says:

    I think there needs to be more ‘Looking out window making bird noises’…my cat wants to be a birdy so bad.

    • caghs says:

      I was laying in bed one morning, thinking “dang people with their radios too loud”, and then after a while recognised the “music”.

      My George had worked out how to turn on my organ, and was experimenting with the backbeats ;)

      He now does it when he’s bored.

      • caghs says:

        And just to clarify, so that people don’t twist this one LOL

        Yes, I do mean the musical instrument kind :D

      • GirlDM says:

        My cat likes the 5 year old’s musical button book and pulling My Little Ponys out of their house to play with their hair. (and leaving barf puddles in the middle of the hallway.)

  13. Mimi says:

    :) :) Barf Puddles!!! :) :)

  14. Cappy says:

    lul @ barf puddles in secret locations

  15. Lolcattus says:

    What a great graph!! There should be a small sliver for “planning world domination” as well.

    • Cat NERD says:

      What? NO! Cats are good, smart, intelligent creatures! Their role in media as such is crumbled because of the stupid dog!

      • nettie says:

        Oh, come on, now. A true cat person knows that beneath their fluffy exterior lies the soul of an evil dictator.

        The only reason they don’t take over the world is because it cuts into nap time. ;)

        I LOL’ed at this graph, big time! Though, I would switch “pooping” and “barf puddles” for my kitties. They sure do seem to leave massive amounts of poop.

  16. Kay says:

    anyone else read The Cat Who books…? haha

  17. Cat NERD says:

    Hey! Take out the “What my Cat is Actually Doing” chart, change the “What I Imagine my Cat is Doing” chart’s name to “What My Cat Is Doing”, and change the “planning my death” to “planning the death of the annoying bird” and it might be true

  18. jdmasters says:

    Planning your death haha – that does sound like something a cat would be doing. They are sneaky.

  19. m says:

    vary the colors

  20. Narfnin says:

    Yeah, uh, my one cat leaves barf puddles on the bottom of the stairs. On carpet. While I’m gone.

  21. Chellie says:

    if only the color were more distinguishable….

  22. Chellie says:

    let me try that again…If only the colors were more distinguishable from one another…

  23. Kitty says:

    WIN!! I laughed at the ‘planning my death’ part, and the What My Cat Is Actualy doing Graph.

    EPIC

    WIN

    *****


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