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Waking time spent thinking about boobies


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  1. Tero says:

    Only 70%? Shouldn’t that be higher?

  2. yakov! says:

    Amayzing.

  3. Ciorna83 says:

    True, so very, very true. It works out because they think about sex 98% of the time (other 2% is eating and fart jokes), and slightly less than 70% of the sex thinking includes the girls.

  4. im-just-here says:

    they forgot male teens at 110%

  5. rockntrumpet says:

    Well I wasn’t thinking about them until I saw this graph. (no, no that’s a lie…)

  6. mars says:

    Whoever made this graph obviously has no idea how breast obsessed the average woman is.

  7. lolMiel says:

    What mars said.

    Trust me on this…I’m a woman. I also know every woman in the world.

  8. Michael Birks says:

    You’re the only woman in the world, aren’t you, lolMiel?

    You just wear different outfits and us men never look high enough to realise it’s the same face every time.

  9. johnson442 says:

    Somehow, somebody should have made a 2-circle Venn diagram out of this.

  10. Trainwreck Chaser says:

    Reminds me if the European Beaches I went and visited.
    I was so glad I wore the right shorts.

  11. wykkedfae says:

    I think the baby one is inaccurate… I fairly sure my 4-month-old son thinks about boobies even when he’s pooping and sleeping.

  12. Emily says:

    Only 70% for babies? My son was closer to 90% – his nickname was Piglet because he ate so much!

  13. marapper says:

    Huh, and where are teenagers? They’re waking time spent thinking about boobies so much…

  14. Ron Pork says:

    TITS or GTFO

  15. Eddy says:

    I don’t know, I think I spend a lot of time thinking about mine.

  16. Francine Dubois says:

    I would like to state for the record that the data in this graph are skewed in that the major preoccupation of all of the “ass men” of the world has been omitted.

    (luscious bootay > pendulous bosoms)

  17. Stephen says:

    I applaud the selection of the word boobies here. It makes the whole graph work.

    “Breasts” just would not have given the graph the appeal.

  18. anne says:

    Well… I’m obviously not a woman then.

    Boobies. Boooooobies. *grabbity grabbity*

  19. Guess Again says:

    Mmmmmmmmm….Lesbians+boobies+internet = WIN
    What about trying to scope out and stare at boobies as many times a day as possible. Even BETTER than STARING! :) C’mon you guys, get with the picture! LOL
    I know PLENTY of women that like staring at boobies!
    Let’s hear it for boobies…HIP, HIP, HOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

  20. Indy says:

    roflmao

  21. furbious says:

    no… it’s 50% women… 100% everyone else

    even straight women looking at boobies

  22. sc says:

    Shouldn’t it be always 100%? Oh, never mind, I thought it said wanking time.

  23. Laura says:

    Psh, I’m a woman and I like boobies.

    Even women who aren’t lesbians like boobies, because they’re FUN!

  24. IxChel says:

    Hm. So how much of the time do ornithologists spend thinking about boobies? Or Tits?

  25. memegi says:

    I would like to state, for the record and as a woman, that the amount of time women spend thinking about breasts is relative not only to their sexual inclination but also to their own personal breast size. Ladies with average size boobies may be inclined to admire someone else’s once in a while, but those with very small or very large boobies tend to think about their own on a fairly frequent basis in one fashion or another.

    Also boobies are much more fun to play with than they are to look at and think about, making the exercise fairly futile and therefore lessening the amount of time dedicated to the activity. I can look and create mental pictures all day but it isn’t nearly as fun as making them jiggle and dance and possibly even staging fingermen climbing expeditions on them. ^-^
    (don’t judge me.. it’s the internet you silly)

    Oh, and bonus points to IxChel for the gratuitous ornithology joke/pun.

  26. Levi says:

    If men think about sex every 7 seconds, and each time they think about it its for 7 seconds… Yeah 100%

  27. oliver says:

    Um thats absolutely right.

    men
    70% = breast
    30% = vagina

  28. Christian says:

    I just want to point out that this should probably be a line graph.


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