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what’s a prostitue?
Girls who schedule their street walking on Tuesday. Easier hours for them plus you have a wider selection during the week.
Or maybe a slutty ingenue.
its what people with completely unoriginal graphs (and little time to make them in) call prostitutes.
probably.
or perhaps this person just knows some strange people who make for interesting Tuesdays,
That is uncomfortabley true. How sad haha.
Ain’t that a kick in the groin ^^
ALL women have an unrealistic cinderella complex.
WIN!
TOTAL WIN!!!
Better an unrealistic Cinderella complex than a realistic Rosie O’Donnell complex.
*shudder*
also, Harrison Ford
cept me, i hated that movie.
mind you, i might sleep with richard gere, but i’d need more than 3000 bucks.
and that piano thing is right out.
“All” women have an unrealistic Cinderella complex; “all” men have an unrealistic Don Juan complex–pretty pitiful either way.
Either way, I blame Disney
that’s what i was gonna say. damn.
poor snow white, doesn’t anyone want to live with 7 weird old men and be slightly brain dead?
You forgot fans of Hector Elizondo….
You are a female heterosexual teenage runaway. What advice has the culture given you? “Pretty Woman”: become a hooker, you might marry a handsome millionaire.
You are a male heterosexual teenage runaway. What advice has the culture given you? “[It's fun to stay at the] YMCA”: clean, affordable rooms, and no particular encouragement to be a hustler.
Sorry, that was supposed to be “male homosexual teenage runaway”. Though I suppose you could take sexual orientation out of both lines and it would basically work.
OK, I’ll admit it, I liked this movie when I was young (teens and 20s). These days, I’m with Romy and Michelle, “You know, even though we’ve watched Pretty Woman like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it.”