Music and culture in chart form. Can you explain music and culture in charts?

Make your own using our Graph Builder or upload your own files, images or videos. All our charts are user-submitted.

 

« Previous Benefits of Being a Rock Star | Car stereo volume vs. quality of music played Next »

How Do You Know She’s a Witch?


song chart memes

Graph by Mad Madam Quinn

Movie – Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Incorrect source or offensive?
Reddit This
Stumbleupon This
Post This to Facebook

Add this to your blog:
(Copy & paste code)

» 30 TPS Reports

  1. zemme says:

    if only she hadnt weighed the same as the duck.
    poor poor witch.

  2. rockntrumpet says:

    Monty Python references win.

  3. Mark says:

    What about “She’s got a wart!” (accompanied by pointing at the wart)

  4. lolbukkit says:

    There should be a “(I got better)” after “She turned me into a newt”. Hehe. This chart does have a large amount of win!!

  5. wimple says:

    It’s a fair cop.

  6. Eddy says:

    I got better!

  7. Kevin Z says:

    Still the 2nd hottest witch (in my opinion) right after Elizabeth Montgomery…

  8. Jen says:

    hmmm arbitrary percentages.

  9. Xenurine says:

    EPIC WIN

  10. Dite says:

    And what do you burn apart from witches? MORE WITCHES!! Yay! Love the Monty Python.

  11. Kim says:

    Build a bridge out of her!!

  12. Full Circle says:

    I like that the “she turned me into a newt” section is small… to represent getting better?

  13. danyell says:

    Technically the duck bit is redundant. Weighing the same as a duck, means that she can float, being able to float means she’s made of wood, and therefor…A WITCH! The duck weight is just way to tell if she’s made of wood.

    So really duck=wood. So it’s silly to have two values.

    Do you see?

  14. Nikky Raney says:

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail <3

  15. Tribble says:

    What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden witch?

  16. Whatever says:

    Who are you who are so wise in the ways of the world?

    MY LIEGE!

  17. Whatever says:

    SORRY! lol…

    It’s really “Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?”

    haha…messed that one up…

  18. nii says:

    OMG I love Monty Python. I am proud to say that my nine year old son just converted a few of his friends (with their parents permission…I mean who doesn’t love this movie?). Another generation of NII sayers! :o )

  19. Owl says:

    SUPAH EPIC WINNESS!!

  20. graphmonger says:

    “She turned me into a newt!….I got better” lol

  21. Some person says:

    What also floats?
    Churches! Churches!

  22. Boogers says:

    what did she say just before they carried her off for burning?

    something about a fair court?

    I never could make that line out.

  23. rgr says:

    Monty Python, isn’t it?



Your Comment

 

 

Search




About GraphJam

How it started.

Get It Emailed Daily

Enter your email address:


Subscribe via RSS


  • Tag Cloud

  • Latest Comments

    amethyst on What Will Make Your Book A…
    dhickey65 on Frequency of Alice Cooper…
    Kablamm on Michael Jackson Mourners
    bionelly on Michael Jackson Mourners
    Elizabeth on Fans, How Annoying Are Th…
    Elizabeth on Fans, How Annoying Are Th…
    Elizabeth on Fans, How Annoying Are Th…
    MisterDisco on The Amount of Girl Gamers on W…
    MisterDisco on Likelihood of Encountering a S…
    Linaeve on The Gay Agenda
    Cowlifornia on Michael Jackson Mourners
    Anon on Michael Jackson Mourners
    Anon on Michael Jackson Mourners
    Kaptain on Likelihood of Encountering a S…
    Ellie on Likelihood of Encountering a S…
  • Most Popular Graphs

  • Graph Archives

  • Even More Lulz

 

Quick Sprout