Comments on: Benefits of Being a Rock Star

By: Morn

Morn — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:41:48 +0000

It’s almost a year later…. And Nickelback still sucks.

By: Spe

Spe — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:42:02 +0000

Ya he’s right. The song was written about Dire Straits dislike for Motley Crue’s lifestyle.

By: Cheezpoofs

Cheezpoofs — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:27:35 +0000

I was born in 1993, dude. And both this graph and Nickleback suck.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 05:51:54 +0000

I got blisters on my fingers!
Not this song, but relevant all the same.

By: zippy

zippy — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:47:21 +0000

you spelt cheques wrong. >_<

By: Xhiggy

Xhiggy — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:31:34 +0000

I love this song.

By: Scotty MC

Scotty MC — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:21:21 +0000

I always thought it was a shot at George Michael

By: Angelfire

Angelfire — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:26:14 +0000

rock star… MODERATE?!?!?! what 80’s did you live through?

By: magichateball

magichateball — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:55:17 +0000

zing fail

By: Mysobear

Mysobear — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:48:04 +0000

They forgot the moderate risk of blister on genitals.

By: WeirdFish

WeirdFish — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:16:27 +0000

Or maybe I’ll just play the original Dire Straits version on the real guitar.

By: Lila

Lila — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:44:50 +0000

lucky… I work hard for mine.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:58:35 +0000

But does it RAWK?

By: MadSkins

MadSkins — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:44:46 +0000

ZING!

By: ClickClickNow

ClickClickNow — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 11:33:45 +0000

This graph truly rocks. It ROCKS!

By: angry green plant.

angry green plant. — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:18:52 +0000

that was a direct shot at Brian Setzer from the Stray Cats

dire straits>stray cats>poopie nickelback

By: rockntrumpet

rockntrumpet — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:55:22 +0000

And in the future kindly read the above posts and a definition on sarcasm. Checkmate. Match.

By: Rachel of Cyberia

Rachel of Cyberia — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:54:56 +0000

Once again, I love you guys.

By: Owen

Owen — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 01:22:25 +0000

Dire Straits was a good band.

Nickelback …

By: zemme

zemme — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:40:46 +0000

if youre going to be using pc slang and saying “cuz”, you dont need the apostrophy before it.
also – you suck.
and thats why so many people hate you.
in case you were ever (slash will ever be) bashing your head against a wall and wondering “why!? why do they hate me so!?!!”…thats why.

By: Perrin42

Perrin42 — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:12:04 +0000

Later. Right now lets play Global Thermonuclear War.

By: wimple

wimple — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:28:56 +0000

You need a graph.

By: Elliott

Elliott — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 22:19:42 +0000

Mostly ‘cuz Nickelback sucks. That’s why so many people hate them. Seems reasonable enough to me.

By: :U

:U — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:31:41 +0000

D:
What’s with all the Nickelback hate?

By: RMS

RMS — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:30:21 +0000

I’m not a rock star, but I get my checks for free…

By: Vain

Vain — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:29:44 +0000

Oh yeah! That is a total zing….oh wait no it wasn’t. All you did was say an unrelated band and this graph sucks. Thats a pretty lame zing. Thats like sneezing into your hand, taking a photo of it and expecting people to hang it in a museum. In future let us decide if you are truely zing-worthy or if you are still at your current zing-less state.

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:58:22 +0000

Wait, what about those of us (like me) who were born IN 1975? Not before, not after.

By: Sonny

Sonny — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:50:03 +0000

Need a better hobby – might I suggest Chess.

By: rockntrumpet

rockntrumpet — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:23:05 +0000

Yes, Nickelback does suck, like this graph.. oo ZING!

By: dijital

dijital — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:10:00 +0000

You missed one point on your drawbacks. Getting called a faggot by Dire Straits.

“See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy thats his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot hes a millionaire”

By: Sunny

Sunny — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:50:12 +0000

Me Three.

By: Lila

Lila — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:50:11 +0000

Then why don’t you?

By: johnnycomelately

johnnycomelately — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:44:38 +0000

Nope, it really is “chicks for free”. Free checks? This song isn’t about personal banking. It’s a working mans perspective on the rock star life.

I’m saying. And not “just”, either.

By: johnnycomelately

johnnycomelately — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:42:25 +0000

Me two.

By: Justin

Justin — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:39:59 +0000

They lyric is “Get your money for nothin’ and your CHECKS for free.”. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

By: Scot Z

Scot Z — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:28:12 +0000

I would, for one.

By: Sonny

Sonny — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:20:53 +0000

Who before 1975 would frequent a website such as this? Let alone comment?

By: Clara

Clara — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:11:48 +0000

AGREE! This song is about 40 times better.

By: cors

cors — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:54:31 +0000

I smell someone born after 1975.

By: cors

cors — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:53:02 +0000

I smell someone born after 1975.

By: Sonny

Sonny — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:40:50 +0000

This graph has a lot in common with Nickelback – it sucks too.

By: Brandon_ha

Brandon_ha — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:35:15 +0000

Agreed

By: Mao

Mao — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:30:40 +0000

I concur.

By: chris

chris — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:17:09 +0000

I concur.

By: nickelbacksucks

nickelbacksucks — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:49:24 +0000

Nickelback sucks.

By: rockntrumpet

rockntrumpet — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:40:38 +0000

Should have used Nickelback’s Rockstar song instead…