Benefits of Being a Rock Star
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Music – Dire Straits – Money for Nothing
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Should have used Nickelback’s Rockstar song instead…
Nickelback sucks.
I concur.
Agreed
AGREE! This song is about 40 times better.
I concur.
Then why don’t you?
Dire Straits was a good band.
Nickelback …
Or maybe I’ll just play the original Dire Straits version on the real guitar.
This graph has a lot in common with Nickelback – it sucks too.
I smell someone born after 1975.
I smell someone born after 1975.
Who before 1975 would frequent a website such as this? Let alone comment?
I would, for one.
Me two.
Me Three.
Need a better hobby – might I suggest Chess.
Wait, what about those of us (like me) who were born IN 1975? Not before, not after.
You need a graph.
I was born in 1993, dude. And both this graph and Nickleback suck.
Later. Right now lets play Global Thermonuclear War.
Once again, I love you guys.
They lyric is “Get your money for nothin’ and your CHECKS for free.”. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.
Nope, it really is “chicks for free”. Free checks? This song isn’t about personal banking. It’s a working mans perspective on the rock star life.
I’m saying. And not “just”, either.
I’m not a rock star, but I get my checks for free…
lucky… I work hard for mine.
You missed one point on your drawbacks. Getting called a faggot by Dire Straits.
“See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy thats his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot hes a millionaire”
that was a direct shot at Brian Setzer from the Stray Cats
dire straits>stray cats>poopie nickelback
I always thought it was a shot at George Michael
Yes, Nickelback does suck, like this graph.. oo ZING!
Oh yeah! That is a total zing….oh wait no it wasn’t. All you did was say an unrelated band and this graph sucks. Thats a pretty lame zing. Thats like sneezing into your hand, taking a photo of it and expecting people to hang it in a museum. In future let us decide if you are truely zing-worthy or if you are still at your current zing-less state.
And in the future kindly read the above posts and a definition on sarcasm. Checkmate. Match.
ZING!
zing fail
D:
What’s with all the Nickelback hate?
Mostly ‘cuz Nickelback sucks. That’s why so many people hate them. Seems reasonable enough to me.
if youre going to be using pc slang and saying “cuz”, you dont need the apostrophy before it.
also – you suck.
and thats why so many people hate you.
in case you were ever (slash will ever be) bashing your head against a wall and wondering “why!? why do they hate me so!?!!”…thats why.
This graph truly rocks. It ROCKS!
But does it RAWK?
They forgot the moderate risk of blister on genitals.
rock star… MODERATE?!?!?! what 80’s did you live through?
I love this song.
you spelt cheques wrong. >_<
I got blisters on my fingers!
Not this song, but relevant all the same.