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Benefits of Being a Rock Star


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Graph by Josh S.

Music – Dire Straits – Money for Nothing

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  1. rockntrumpet says:

    Should have used Nickelback’s Rockstar song instead…

  2. Sonny says:

    This graph has a lot in common with Nickelback – it sucks too.

  3. Justin says:

    They lyric is “Get your money for nothin’ and your CHECKS for free.”. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

  4. dijital says:

    You missed one point on your drawbacks. Getting called a faggot by Dire Straits.

    “See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
    Yeah buddy thats his own hair
    That little faggot got his own jet airplane
    That little faggot hes a millionaire”

  5. rockntrumpet says:

    Yes, Nickelback does suck, like this graph.. oo ZING!

    • Vain says:

      Oh yeah! That is a total zing….oh wait no it wasn’t. All you did was say an unrelated band and this graph sucks. Thats a pretty lame zing. Thats like sneezing into your hand, taking a photo of it and expecting people to hang it in a museum. In future let us decide if you are truely zing-worthy or if you are still at your current zing-less state.

    • magichateball says:

      zing fail

  6. :U says:

    D:
    What’s with all the Nickelback hate?

    • Elliott says:

      Mostly ‘cuz Nickelback sucks. That’s why so many people hate them. Seems reasonable enough to me.

      • zemme says:

        if youre going to be using pc slang and saying “cuz”, you dont need the apostrophy before it.
        also – you suck.
        and thats why so many people hate you.
        in case you were ever (slash will ever be) bashing your head against a wall and wondering “why!? why do they hate me so!?!!”…thats why.

  7. ClickClickNow says:

    This graph truly rocks. It ROCKS!

  8. Mysobear says:

    They forgot the moderate risk of blister on genitals.

  9. Angelfire says:

    rock star… MODERATE?!?!?! what 80’s did you live through?

  10. Xhiggy says:

    I love this song.

  11. zippy says:

    you spelt cheques wrong. >_<

  12. Samantha says:

    I got blisters on my fingers!
    Not this song, but relevant all the same.


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