Comments on: The Brain At Work

By: Disser

Disser — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 23:20:49 +0000

What, are you 7? You shouldn’t be working then….

By: psycore

psycore — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:05:58 +0000

hm i’m a student so replace boss with teacher and customers with way to stupid mates. Hm… and enlarge the tetris part. for me it has to be muuuuch bigger.

By: C'est Moi

C'est Moi — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:04:34 +0000

Now THAT sounds like a good time at work!

By: C'est Moi

C'est Moi — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:02:37 +0000

So if you change nearly everything, it’s dead on?

By: Starbelly

Starbelly — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:59:03 +0000

I’m with you zemme. I’m a woman and I think about porn too. Or at least, ripping the clothes off some of my male co-workers with my teeth.
Yeah!!!!

By: thefoim

thefoim — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:24:01 +0000

“Break/lunch/end of day” and “weekend”?

By: Geet

Geet — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:51:29 +0000

Missing one. Urge to kill management staff with high powered rifle.

Yeah. One of those weeks.

By: zemme

zemme — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:13:26 +0000

so go*
fkn dell keyboards

By: zemme

zemme — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:12:23 +0000

STEREOTYPING FAIL.
i am in fact a woman.
and think quite a lot about porn.
so guy weep in a corner with some shoes and your johnny depp thoughts.
your kind disgust me.

By: MadAriad

MadAriad — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:07:39 +0000

So I think this is a male version. Replace the “porn” spot with “shoes” or “Johnny Depp” and you get the female version.

By: zemme

zemme — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:31:52 +0000

i work handing out food and home supplies to poor families and homebound or lonely seniors so i would take out “urge to slap customers” and move it to the side of the brain as a tumor-island of its own.
urge to spit in coffemaker would have to be taken off – i drink the coffee i/they make
gotta pee – much larger; i drink a lot of the coffee i make
tetris=txting for me; i have virtually no time spent sitting, i gotta stay on the move
silent/internal screaming – larger for me; there are way too many pains in my ass every minute
porn and lolcats are about right
though youd have to fill ‘actual work’ for the rest of the empty space cause i do a mad large amount of work.
uggggh

By: Ellieth

Ellieth — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:45:34 +0000

My “urge to slap customers” is slowly developing into an “urge to hit customers with a stapler” tumor

By: Steph

Steph — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:12:43 +0000

I completely agree. I would have devoted at least half of the brain to silent and internal screaming.

By: Athanar

Athanar — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 17:16:36 +0000

Silent Internal Screaming – Should be much larger. (30%)
Tetris – Just video games in general. Should be much larger. (40%)
Urge To Spit In Coffee Maker – No coffee maker. Add to video games.
Lolcats & Graphjam – Add to Urge To Slap Customers.
Urge To Slap Customers – Much larger for some, doesn’t exist for others. (20%)
Gotta Pee – Nope. Big bladder.
Actual Work – That’s about right. (10%)
Porn – Actually, none. Surprising? Maybe. I think I have a hormone imbalance or something.
Boss Migraine – My boss is cool. Some co-workers, however… (5%)

105%? That’s about right. X3 (Some didn’t get percentages because they were added to other areas.)

By: KP

KP — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:56:27 +0000

So true. Minus porn cause it’s blocked, not so much spitting in the coffee but pouring it out cause it reaks, and change boss migraine and slapping customers to idiot co-woker headaches and slapping said co-worker. I don’t deal with customers. Oh…and make Tetris texting/aim on my phone.

Other than that…haha. Dead on!

By: chris

chris — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:12:44 +0000

Misdirected. I apologize. I had a hit out on all know-it-alls at that point and your comment got caught in the wake.

By: Katherine

Katherine — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:09:59 +0000

Not enough space dedicated to internal screaming but you might like your job more than I do.

By: kelly

kelly — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:24:54 +0000

exactly.

By: kelly

kelly — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:24:12 +0000

enlarge the “urge to e-slap customers” and you got my job! (taking at&t calls…)

By: Anne

Anne — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:19:07 +0000

Where’s the “making fun of customers” part? lol

By: marxz

marxz — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 01:21:25 +0000

totally not enough space dedicated to “urge to slap customers” (clients/users whatever)

maybe that’s like 1/5th of the required space

By: Rina

Rina — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:58:52 +0000

Ouch, that was kind of uncalled for.

By: Duckie

Duckie — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:49:49 +0000

I’m missing the quite substantial amounts of ‘rss reading’ and ‘digg.com’
Oh yeah and our private espresso/cappuchino maker rocks! No spitting there!! (Just the urge of hitting it when it tells you to:fill the water tank/add more beans/do a 5 hour cleaning run/empty the trash bin)

By: chris

chris — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:47:20 +0000

Sure it’s a graph. It’s a graphic representation of an array of data. It’s a really good on at that. You may only think of bars and pies when you think of graphs. This is not wrong either… it just means you need a little creativity. Getting your head out of your ass might help too.

By: rockntrumpet

rockntrumpet — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:59:59 +0000

Um, this isn’t a graph, just sayin’…

By: Guy

Guy — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:25:25 +0000

Add ‘Nintendo DS during important meeting’ to that blank spot, and you got it.

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:04:15 +0000

oh, excuse me – the URGE to slap the customers. That’s quite different. Never mind. (hee hee)

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 20:03:41 +0000

That is so my brain (with the exception of spitting in the coffee maker – add that space to slapping the customers. )