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That is so my brain (with the exception of spitting in the coffee maker – add that space to slapping the customers. )
oh, excuse me – the URGE to slap the customers. That’s quite different. Never mind. (hee hee)
Add ‘Nintendo DS during important meeting’ to that blank spot, and you got it.
What, are you 7? You shouldn’t be working then….
Um, this isn’t a graph, just sayin’…
Sure it’s a graph. It’s a graphic representation of an array of data. It’s a really good on at that. You may only think of bars and pies when you think of graphs. This is not wrong either… it just means you need a little creativity. Getting your head out of your ass might help too.
Ouch, that was kind of uncalled for.
exactly.
Misdirected. I apologize. I had a hit out on all know-it-alls at that point and your comment got caught in the wake.
I’m missing the quite substantial amounts of ‘rss reading’ and ‘digg.com’
Oh yeah and our private espresso/cappuchino maker rocks! No spitting there!! (Just the urge of hitting it when it tells you to:fill the water tank/add more beans/do a 5 hour cleaning run/empty the trash bin)
totally not enough space dedicated to “urge to slap customers” (clients/users whatever)
maybe that’s like 1/5th of the required space
Where’s the “making fun of customers” part? lol
enlarge the “urge to e-slap customers” and you got my job! (taking at&t calls…)
Not enough space dedicated to internal screaming but you might like your job more than I do.
I completely agree. I would have devoted at least half of the brain to silent and internal screaming.
So true. Minus porn cause it’s blocked, not so much spitting in the coffee but pouring it out cause it reaks, and change boss migraine and slapping customers to idiot co-woker headaches and slapping said co-worker. I don’t deal with customers. Oh…and make Tetris texting/aim on my phone.
Other than that…haha. Dead on!
So if you change nearly everything, it’s dead on?
Silent Internal Screaming – Should be much larger. (30%)
Tetris – Just video games in general. Should be much larger. (40%)
Urge To Spit In Coffee Maker – No coffee maker. Add to video games.
Lolcats & Graphjam – Add to Urge To Slap Customers.
Urge To Slap Customers – Much larger for some, doesn’t exist for others. (20%)
Gotta Pee – Nope. Big bladder.
Actual Work – That’s about right. (10%)
Porn – Actually, none. Surprising? Maybe. I think I have a hormone imbalance or something.
Boss Migraine – My boss is cool. Some co-workers, however… (5%)
105%? That’s about right. X3 (Some didn’t get percentages because they were added to other areas.)
My “urge to slap customers” is slowly developing into an “urge to hit customers with a stapler” tumor
i work handing out food and home supplies to poor families and homebound or lonely seniors so i would take out “urge to slap customers” and move it to the side of the brain as a tumor-island of its own.
urge to spit in coffemaker would have to be taken off – i drink the coffee i/they make
gotta pee – much larger; i drink a lot of the coffee i make
tetris=txting for me; i have virtually no time spent sitting, i gotta stay on the move
silent/internal screaming – larger for me; there are way too many pains in my ass every minute
porn and lolcats are about right
though youd have to fill ‘actual work’ for the rest of the empty space cause i do a mad large amount of work.
uggggh
So I think this is a male version. Replace the “porn” spot with “shoes” or “Johnny Depp” and you get the female version.
STEREOTYPING FAIL.
i am in fact a woman.
and think quite a lot about porn.
so guy weep in a corner with some shoes and your johnny depp thoughts.
your kind disgust me.
so go*
fkn dell keyboards
I’m with you zemme. I’m a woman and I think about porn too. Or at least, ripping the clothes off some of my male co-workers with my teeth.
Yeah!!!!
Now THAT sounds like a good time at work!
Missing one. Urge to kill management staff with high powered rifle.
Yeah. One of those weeks.
“Break/lunch/end of day” and “weekend”?
hm i’m a student so replace boss with teacher and customers with way to stupid mates. Hm… and enlarge the tetris part. for me it has to be muuuuch bigger.