Comments on: Silverware in the Matrix

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:45:25 +0000

It shouldn’t be “kive” becauses the plural is “knives” and the singular is “knife” but it’s still funny.

By: holly

holly — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:54:39 +0000

knife*

By: tphtwpe

tphtwpe — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 03:01:40 +0000

The line from the movie is from the emo/mental kid at the oracle’s house, and I quote…”There is no spoon” Hasn’t anyone around here ever seen the movie…….

By: monkeh

monkeh — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:39:13 +0000

…made me chuckle, but i do actually remember the presence of a fork in the matrix (cypher meeting with agent smith in the resturant!)

By: thefoim

thefoim — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:58:43 +0000

“Silverware availability in the matrix.” Then I would have understood sooner.

By: Ben E.

Ben E. — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:54:33 +0000

Ha that would be funny if there were knives!

*mocking FAIL*

By: Mike T.

Mike T. — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:22:32 +0000

Machines are confounded by sporks. You can tell from WALL-E.

By: Crazy Emm

Crazy Emm — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 17:35:14 +0000

That’s what they were saying.

Burn FAIL.

By: Carnifex

Carnifex — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 09:15:56 +0000

Which is different from what Fasfan stated actually… how?

By: fznord

fznord — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 01:37:37 +0000

Actually, matrices is the plural of matrix, not the possesive.

The possesive is matrix’s.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe#Singular_nouns_ending_with_an_.22s.22_or_.22z.22_sound

By: Lolnathan

Lolnathan — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:27:05 +0000

+ for XKCD win.

By: Cat

Cat — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:20:52 +0000

XKCD win.

By: arjuna

arjuna — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:01:18 +0000

indeed.

see http://xkcd.com/419/ for proof of the hybrid dangers…

By: KendallJaye

KendallJaye — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:56:26 +0000

i wanna knive

By: Wiggs

Wiggs — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:45:28 +0000

You’d also want to be carefull you didn’t create some sort of dangerous spoon/fork cross breed…

By: Sean

Sean — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:22:51 +0000

LOL! That would be really funny.

By: Ingrid Summers

Ingrid Summers — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:16:12 +0000

/spork

By: Fasfan

Fasfan — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:14:55 +0000

Since we ARE in the Matrix, and we DO have sporks it therefore must stand that the Matrix CAN conceive of sporks.

Oh, and the plural of Matrix is NOT “matrix’s.” It’s not even “matrixs” without the possessive. It’s matrices.

Now, your turn. Shred me. lol

By: rockntrumpet

rockntrumpet — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:36:14 +0000

/agree

By: Lolnathan

Lolnathan — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:52:22 +0000

Sorry but a spork is a cross between a spoon and a fork, and since it is well-established that the matrix cannot create spoons, there are no sporks.

By: Kit

Kit — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:49:06 +0000

I don’t think the matrix can concieve a spork. It would crash all the computers and eject all human minds from it. I bet that’s how one of the first matrix’s went down.

By: larshoel

larshoel — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:38:26 +0000

And it would funnier if “spork” were a fourth choice…

By: Shmee

Shmee — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:33:14 +0000

Even with the spelling fail, this is still pretty funny!

By: Netraven

Netraven — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:07:22 +0000

That should be “Knife,” not “Knive”…

Oh… and FIRST!