Comments on: Chances of having sex with my wife

By: Squiggles

Squiggles — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:15:49 +0000

I played CoD for 5 hours today … I am not fat … I am actually an Olympic swimmer … (call BS see if I care … it’s just true) … I have had sex with my gf 4 times so far today … not to mention a BJ I received WHILE playing … lastly my gf (of 3 years now) works for Next Modeling … very far from ugly.

… Lucky ppl … We do exist.

By: Maddy

Maddy — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 11:27:59 +0000

if you were putting cocaine up your nose (which I believe is why you felt the need to clarify), then, erm, yes. you just need to get out of the building.

. . . now, kind of. :O

unless I’m thinking of crack. I don’t know. my knowledge of drugs isn’t excellent.

By: Maddy

Maddy — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 11:22:37 +0000

wait, seriously?

you killed three people with a damned hammer and then went and had sex with some guy’s wife?

. . . what kind of person are you, Max?

By: Sirrush

Sirrush — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 05:06:59 +0000

not true, i play video games 4+ hours a day generally, and i still have sex with my gf fairly often (like, atleast 4x a week) video games only affect relationships if you let them

By: jasmine

jasmine — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:03:02 +0000

yeah thats a shame

By: zumi

zumi — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:22:58 +0000

Sorry, I’m taken

By: Shahtaj

Shahtaj — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 16:07:17 +0000

It is good

By: popokdj

popokdj — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:18:59 +0000

LOLLL

By: annon

annon — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:27:35 +0000

By: d1stewart

d1stewart — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:08:14 +0000

Dude, I am so not going to play any video games.

Wait a minute… did you mean YOUR chances of having sex with your wife, or anyone’s?

By: oic

oic — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:59:43 +0000

What a delightful thought kendal. The sammich would be so sexy

By: Kendal

Kendal — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:15:29 +0000

I am still looking for a boyfriend, let alone husband, who will be able to incorporate the two. And then pull a George Costanza and throw in a sammich.

By: NoseMoking

NoseMoking — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 01:41:40 +0000

if you like that, line, go listen to the rest of the song – it’s a song called “make you happy tonight” by Aussie comedy band Tripod.

By: Shauny

Shauny — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:24:56 +0000

errr I meant coke as in coca cola =P

By: Shauny

Shauny — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 12:23:24 +0000

Lol that made me snort coke out my nose

By: SimKat

SimKat — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 04:19:06 +0000

Hey I’ll take it when I can get it, but when HE’s playing COD4 all night, I’m just fine with video games

By: wonder mutt

wonder mutt — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 14:10:47 +0000

Just out of curiosity, how are the medical studies going Max?

By: NoseMoking

NoseMoking — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:03:33 +0000

I can’t stop thinking about you baby… and all of the magic coins that I need to collect

By: K

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:44:41 +0000

I think the poll is incorrect, i played games for hours at a time and still slept with my woman every night… till we broke up

By: durr

durr — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:42:28 +0000

when you are excited that no sex means more video games, that is a bad thing. unless maybe you are being held captive pulp fiction style, then that would be a good thing.

By: latexsalesman

latexsalesman — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:19:27 +0000

I’ve had sex with his SIM’s wife. His SIM isn’ tmissing anything either.

By: SpoonieLuv

SpoonieLuv — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:22:27 +0000

ah but at least your Sim’s wife will still have sex with your Sim, so that’s good.

By: LOTRinger

LOTRinger — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:56:31 +0000

Personally, I think it should say significant other, my friend (who is a girl) has to control her gaming. She will play a video game, straight, until she has beaten it. The latest Zelda game lasted over 24 hours.
And other reason, I dumped one boyfriend because he always played his video games. After being blow off the tenth time, I got a little perturbed.

By: mishi

mishi — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:58:39 +0000

Uh, as a wife of a gamer, i can vouch for the graphs accuracy… however id rather be getting 100%

By: October

October — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:20:18 +0000

I think Monkey Magic was actually calling first for “having sex with [the] wife” in question.
If so, I call sloppy seconds.
If not, First!

By: Erik

Erik — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:45:05 +0000

So What are your chances of still being married past the 4 hour mark????

By: FrostySonic

FrostySonic — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:53:57 +0000

lol, awesome. But it would have been better and more accurate if the line started at like 30%.

By: tristara

tristara — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:22:41 +0000

Who is playing the games, the man or the wife? cuz this could go either way really…

By: Mongoose

Mongoose — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:44:15 +0000

So at 0 hours, your chances are still at only 85%.

By: SimKat

SimKat — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:40:55 +0000

Hmmm…my fiance could learn something from this graph…oh well, means more Hellgate and Witcher time for me!

By: El Guapo

El Guapo — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:10:14 +0000

Seriously. You don’t just say something like that and then not explain why you don’t have a dong anymore.

Please, I’m sure there are quite a few of us in here that would be more than interested in finding out in why you don’t have a peener anymore.

By: Aquajag

Aquajag — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:37:04 +0000

He shot it off while cleaning his video game?

By: la

la — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:28:48 +0000

where did your penis go?

By: PragmaticCynic

PragmaticCynic — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:05:02 +0000

Who hasn’t

By: El Guapo

El Guapo — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:52:40 +0000

Not knowing the difference between “your” and “you’re” is like running in the special olympics…

You know how the rest goes.

By: Demoboy

Demoboy — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:40:44 +0000

Calling first is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, your still retarded.

By: ggnamedrop

ggnamedrop — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:11:23 +0000

roflrofl

By: LilyDove

LilyDove — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 19:03:04 +0000

How about: Chance of ever having sex at all = 0%

Trust me, ask my 26 year old brother.

By: MaxwellEdison

MaxwellEdison — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:49:59 +0000

Well, I’ve had sex with your wife…and let me tell you…you’re not missing anything.

By: PragmaticCynic

PragmaticCynic — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:21:55 +0000

Really, no video games and it’s almost 100%! Need to do it on 3 dimensions to include number of years married. The 0 hours would be much MUCH lower.

By: Numbnuts

Numbnuts — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:52:50 +0000

By: Smitty

Smitty — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:46:46 +0000

Is that HER playing or MY playing, or a composite of both?

By: Monkey Magic

Monkey Magic — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:13:38 +0000

Oh, I misunderstood this one! I thought it meant “chances of other people having sex with my wife” in which case the graph would go the other way…

And, um, first, I suppose

By: durr

durr — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:12:29 +0000

4+
chance of having a wife = 0%