Comments on: Elements of a Michael Bay film

By: Victor Song

Victor Song — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:10:25 +0000

“Hot Women”

YOU WISH

By: Sven

Sven — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:32:49 +0000

Why isn’t this an exploded pie graph?

By: Robert

Robert — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:03:41 +0000

I don’t watch Michael Bay movies for the plot. I watch them to see shit explode. Doesn’t everyone?

By: Jessi

Jessi — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:10:39 +0000

Where’s the wedge for product placement?

By: Jonesy

Jonesy — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:45:48 +0000

XD…anyone ever read that fake “Michael Bay’s Batman” script? I just read it, then came here. Hilarious.

By: Shin Gallon

Shin Gallon — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:41:34 +0000

chris = self hating closet case.

By: chris

chris — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:50:47 +0000

It may not suck so hard… but I know someone who does.

By: Tirial

Tirial — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:51:07 +0000

Michael Bay didn’t actually write the Rock, it’s why it didn’t suck so hard. Aaron Sorkin came in and rewrote the script.

By: BluSlaad

BluSlaad — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:03:04 +0000

Very funny, cool and true.

By: Put

Put — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:13:53 +0000

Percentage of people who pay to see Michael Bay films, even though everyone knows they’re horrible: 100%.

Glass houses, people. And stones.

Consumerism WIN.

By: chris

chris — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:58:06 +0000

How much of a plot is he supposed to have for his kind of movies. You either know the story or you shouldn’t be watching. If you don’t know what Transformers is all about, then maybe you should go see Sex and the City. Geez, this aint Oprah, you bunch of pillow biters!

By: Skyfire

Skyfire — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:42:33 +0000

Go download Mike Nelson’s Riff Trax for TF2007, it’s frakin’ hilarious!

By: Donnie Mac

Donnie Mac — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:37:15 +0000

HEY! Transformers had a decent….oh, nvm. You’re too right on this one.

By: shdfash

shdfash — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:11:21 +0000

wow…the lyrics sound like a south park type of song…ha ha.

By: whitey138

whitey138 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:09:14 +0000

i love how much the south park guys hate michael bay (they are DVDA if you didnt know). the rock wasnt that bad of a movie though. in comparison the plot wasnt as nonexistent as other movies of his. because of the movie “the island,” there probably wont be a remake of the movie “Logans Run” since the story is pretty damn similar.

By: At Work

At Work — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:49:06 +0000

How can you forget the chase scene, there is one in every one of his movies.

By: Bored

Bored — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:17:43 +0000

There also needs to be a section for “inspiring chime-y music” course it could also just be lumped in with “slow motion shot” as they are nearly one and the same

By: Skyfire

Skyfire — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:23:13 +0000

The “plot” wedge is too big. He needs more explosions!

By: vervain

vervain — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:50:43 +0000

Hahahahaha! It’s funny because it’s true.

By: Guy

Guy — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:45:32 +0000

Micheal Bay FAIL

By: Jared

Jared — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:03:17 +0000

That graph made me lol … thank you