Elements of a Michael Bay film
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That graph made me lol … thank you
Micheal Bay FAIL
Hahahahaha! It’s funny because it’s true.
The “plot” wedge is too big. He needs more explosions!
HEY! Transformers had a decent….oh, nvm. You’re too right on this one.
Go download Mike Nelson’s Riff Trax for TF2007, it’s frakin’ hilarious!
There also needs to be a section for “inspiring chime-y music” course it could also just be lumped in with “slow motion shot” as they are nearly one and the same
How can you forget the chase scene, there is one in every one of his movies.
i love how much the south park guys hate michael bay (they are DVDA if you didnt know). the rock wasnt that bad of a movie though. in comparison the plot wasnt as nonexistent as other movies of his. because of the movie “the island,” there probably wont be a remake of the movie “Logans Run” since the story is pretty damn similar.
wow…the lyrics sound like a south park type of song…ha ha.
How much of a plot is he supposed to have for his kind of movies. You either know the story or you shouldn’t be watching. If you don’t know what Transformers is all about, then maybe you should go see Sex and the City. Geez, this aint Oprah, you bunch of pillow biters!
Percentage of people who pay to see Michael Bay films, even though everyone knows they’re horrible: 100%.
Glass houses, people. And stones.
Consumerism WIN.
Very funny, cool and true.
Michael Bay didn’t actually write the Rock, it’s why it didn’t suck so hard. Aaron Sorkin came in and rewrote the script.
It may not suck so hard… but I know someone who does.
chris = self hating closet case.
XD…anyone ever read that fake “Michael Bay’s Batman” script? I just read it, then came here. Hilarious.
Where’s the wedge for product placement?
I don’t watch Michael Bay movies for the plot. I watch them to see shit explode. Doesn’t everyone?
Why isn’t this an exploded pie graph?
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