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  1. stingray02 says:

    One of my mother’s favorite phrases. Nice.

  2. Travis says:

    Depends on how good of a friend it is….

  3. Kim says:

    No, it’s “you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends on the arm of the chair”… >:-}

    • Syllie says:

      I heard it “you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends under the couch.” I’ve also been told you can’t wipe your friends on the back of the shirt of that weird annoying kid who sits in front of you in BioChem.

      • Pretty Fly Jedi says:

        It’s most unfortunate that you have not figured out how to wipe your friends under the couch.

        It’s rather challenging, fun and an interesting task.

        I suggest you at least give it a try :-)

  4. that one guy says:

    Can too pick a friends nose, it’s just not generally reccomended.

  5. Trainwreck Chaser says:

    I literally grew up on this phrase.

  6. SaDiablo says:

    I am speechless with awe.

  7. Ambie says:

    Ah my senior quote.

  8. 3ntropy says:

    you also can’t wipe friends under the seat in the car or on the bathroom wall.

  9. D says:

    and a wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey’s monkey.

  10. somebody says:

    You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can’t eat your friends. At least, not in public.

  11. armanrules says:

    ._.

  12. LastOfLancas says:

    … “The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy” reference… Why is no one pointing THAT out?

  13. person says:

    because almost nobody watches that dumb show.

  14. lianaloo says:

    i neaver see todd or todd impersonaters anymore


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