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  1. Jared says:

    lolz … that made me laugh …

  2. Nerdette says:

    Sex cannibalism more likely to occur during sex than after.

    I still laughed though :) .

  3. LinaInvrse says:

    Praying Mantis turns the camera off when the eating is over. She’s _that_ kinky.

  4. Kate says:

    That’s brilliant- I wasn’t expecting a praying mantis- human sex comparison today!!

  5. James says:

    To be fair, the female bites the head off the male to initiate sex. It’s afterwards that she eats him.

    • bugwitch says:

      Yup. By removing the head pre/peri intercourse, the motor control that is regulated by the brain is cut off (haha) and therefore allows the remaining ganglia, which allow instinctual reactions, to occur. A decapitated male praying mantid is actually more effective at mating, than one with a head.

  6. MC says:

    So praying mantis sex and human sex ARE the same then!!

  7. me says:

    to mc- i dunno about the rest of you, but im pretty sure getting your head bittin off is more likely to happen during foreplay then the actual sex

    lawl

  8. keikii says:

    it is sad that the first thing i thought of when i saw this graph is that episode of buffy where xander nearly was forced to mate with the praying mantis

  9. Ricky L says:

    OF COURSE AFTER THE DIVORCE THE COMPARISON IS MUTE

  10. Tami says:

    I like how the human side is skin-color and the mantis side is green. =3

  11. megapotamus says:

    That’s “moot”. “Mute” is almost unknown without dangerous and expensive neurosurgery.


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