Comments on: Food Options in Church of England Jihad

By: Vita

Vita — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:10:06 +0000

I really love how most people on the site get this.
I read it and I was like…Noooo…No one will get the reference.
How wrong I was

By: dave

dave — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 02:46:03 +0000

Those sneaky druids……

By: amorphi

amorphi — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:55:50 +0000

I would take the cake. You’re going to die eventually anyway, but there is no further guarantee of cake.

By: Alicia

Alicia — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:38:49 +0000

….I’ll have the chicken.

By: Alicia

Alicia — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:37:51 +0000

DAMMIT, I did a search and didn’t see a reference to this. Then I scroll back up and bam! there it is. Bollocks.

By: Alicia

Alicia — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:36:41 +0000

Inaccurate, they only had 3 bits of cake and didn’t know there would be such a rush!

By: Aly

Aly — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:06:23 +0000

The force is strong with you….

about as strong as a small pony…

By: lila

lila — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:30:24 +0000

you’re Jeff Vader from catering!

By: Darth Vader

Darth Vader — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:18:31 +0000

Do you know who I am?

By: Eli

Eli — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:00:48 +0000

If you have never seen an elephant ski, then you have never been on acid.

By: Helltryn

Helltryn — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:22:21 +0000

tastes of human

By: Lee

Lee — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:29:51 +0000

Then he gives me this look like…”What?…F*ck off…”

You ever wonder if a squirrel is going “F*cking nuts! …I’m fed up with them always…I long for a grapefruit…”

By: MeNotU

MeNotU — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:24:11 +0000

NO! I’m a F*ing squirrel!

By: Julia

Julia — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:09:05 +0000

This comment…for the win!

By: The G-C

The G-C — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:46:45 +0000

I’m seeing him in Vegas on July 26th!

By: boom

boom — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:46:44 +0000

bad teeth, steak&kidney pie, and emotional reserve…

By: Anna

Anna — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:44:52 +0000

Little red cook book
Little red cook book.

By: apathet

apathet — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:23:36 +0000

Did I leave the gas on?

By: apathet

apathet — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:22:59 +0000

You wanna rack a baby? We’ve got babies on racks…

I’m gonna go see him on Tuesday

By: Ms. Valit

Ms. Valit — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:10:35 +0000

close enough!

By: somebody

somebody — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:47:41 +0000

I want to put babies on spikes!

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:42:52 +0000

Baby on a stick

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:41:16 +0000

I saw him in Atlanta a couple of weeks ago! The highlight of a tedious summer!

By: 3floofiekittehs

3floofiekittehs — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:39:53 +0000

I have a castle I could sell you. Ofcourse everyone in Europe has a castle!

By: Emperor Faubulus

Emperor Faubulus — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:10:59 +0000

and now i present my son, Fabulus the Second, and my other son, umm…Really..umm, interesting Guy….

By: President of Burundi

President of Burundi — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:46:14 +0000

One of the biggest henges in the world!!

By: Kir

Kir — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:36:29 +0000

Tastes of Human

By: WeirdFish

WeirdFish — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:00:14 +0000

I rather long for a bungalow.

By: Skyfire77

Skyfire77 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:19:04 +0000

Oh, building a henge are you?

By: Anastasia Beaverhausen

Anastasia Beaverhausen — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:16:59 +0000

I saw him a couple of weeks ago @ Radio City…. awesome. He cracks my $h*t up.

By: Mark

Mark — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:09:43 +0000

Our chief weapon is bad teeth. Bad teeth and steak&kidney pie…

By: Demoboy

Demoboy — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:47:50 +0000

Oh, all right. Your lucky were Church of England!

By: Kaiser Steve

Kaiser Steve — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:29:48 +0000

So my choice is …. OR Death?

oh well. it was a triumph…. thats what this note here says.
even though i’m about to be killed by england.

By: Adrianne

Adrianne — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:49:39 +0000

Oh all right…lucky for you we’re Church of England

By: Sir VG

Sir VG — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:16:10 +0000

But I meant cake!

By: somebody

somebody — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:10:15 +0000

You said “death” first! Hahaha!

By: AtomiClash

AtomiClash — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:38:18 +0000

1) Eddie Izzard is the best. full stop.

2) We’re all giant geeks, and I love it.

3) Everyone should start their day with some Izzard clips, it really eases you into a long boring cubicle-driven day.

By: Jane

Jane — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:43:15 +0000

*pssst* There is a cheat sheet for a reason. Watch it before you comment next time.

By: Trainwreck Chaser

Trainwreck Chaser — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:31:33 +0000

My eyes have been opened.

I really like this guy.

By: zeppelinmage

zeppelinmage — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:11:06 +0000

Death! Oh wait, Cake! I mean Cake!

By: Skyfire77

Skyfire77 — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:50:21 +0000

The cake is a lie!

By: somebody

somebody — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:03:32 +0000

Funny, but shouldn’t the “death” side be a whole lot bigger? After all, they only have three pieces of cake, they didn’t expect such a rush.

By: Fiona

Fiona — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:59:47 +0000

FAIL!

By: Katsu

Katsu — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:32:24 +0000

Just saw him in Portland last night, it was an awesome show. I love him so muchhhh.

By: Anne

Anne — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 02:31:08 +0000

What can I say that hasn’t been said? This graph rocks the house.

By: Fred

Fred — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:55:28 +0000

Nobody expects the English Inquisition!

By: Joolz

Joolz — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:51:48 +0000

Same here. Eddie Izzard is totally invited to my fantasy dinner party. He is hysterical.

By: Joolz

Joolz — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:49:57 +0000

Uhhhhhhh … cake please!

By: kitten

kitten — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:44:36 +0000

Oh, how I long for a grapefruit.

By: Mao

Mao — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:04:09 +0000

I believe chicken should be included on both graphs.