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Food Options in Church of England Jihad


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Comedy – Eddy Izzard

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  1. Kit says:

    Are you out of cake?… fine… I guess I’ll go be a druid…

  2. whitey138 says:

    ill take the chicken

  3. Jessica says:

    This is my favorite comedy bit ever. I saw this chart and nearly died. Thank you!

    “We’re going to run out of cake at this rate…”

  4. Demoboy says:

    And the vegetarian for you, Mr. Hitler, you Nazi Sh*thead.

  5. ellahydew says:

    Eddie Izzard referenced FTW!

  6. CJnBoston says:

    Umm…it’s not a Jihad. It’s the English Inquisition.

  7. Kaiser Steve says:

    Do you have a flag?

    I think something like this was done before too….

  8. mlm says:

    its been done. . . total fail

  9. n8 says:

    So my choice is “…or death!?”

  10. veebs says:

    thank you for flying church of england!

  11. Micah says:

    I think you mean Marie Antoinette. Who was French. And had nothing to do with a church.

  12. Andrea says:

    I like this one better, so NOT fail!

  13. Mao says:

    I believe chicken should be included on both graphs.

    c:

  14. kitten says:

    Oh, how I long for a grapefruit.

  15. Joolz says:

    Uhhhhhhh … cake please!

  16. Katsu says:

    Just saw him in Portland last night, it was an awesome show. I love him so muchhhh.

  17. somebody says:

    Funny, but shouldn’t the “death” side be a whole lot bigger? After all, they only have three pieces of cake, they didn’t expect such a rush.

  18. Skyfire77 says:

    The cake is a lie!

    • Kaiser Steve says:

      So my choice is …. OR Death?

      oh well. it was a triumph…. thats what this note here says.
      even though i’m about to be killed by england.

  19. zeppelinmage says:

    Death! Oh wait, Cake! I mean Cake!

  20. Trainwreck Chaser says:

    My eyes have been opened.

    I really like this guy.

  21. AtomiClash says:

    1) Eddie Izzard is the best. full stop.

    2) We’re all giant geeks, and I love it.

    3) Everyone should start their day with some Izzard clips, it really eases you into a long boring cubicle-driven day.

    • Vita says:

      I really love how most people on the site get this.
      I read it and I was like…Noooo…No one will get the reference.
      How wrong I was :D

  22. Kir says:

    Tastes of Human

  23. apathet says:

    Did I leave the gas on?

    • MeNotU says:

      NO! I’m a F*ing squirrel!

    • Lee says:

      Then he gives me this look like…”What?…F*ck off…”

      You ever wonder if a squirrel is going “F*cking nuts! …I’m fed up with them always…I long for a grapefruit…”

  24. Anna says:

    Little red cook book
    Little red cook book.

  25. Eli says:

    If you have never seen an elephant ski, then you have never been on acid.

  26. Darth Vader says:

    Do you know who I am?

  27. lila says:

    you’re Jeff Vader from catering!

  28. Alicia says:

    Inaccurate, they only had 3 bits of cake and didn’t know there would be such a rush!

    • Alicia says:

      DAMMIT, I did a search and didn’t see a reference to this. Then I scroll back up and bam! there it is. Bollocks.

  29. amorphi says:

    I would take the cake. You’re going to die eventually anyway, but there is no further guarantee of cake.


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