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Are you out of cake?… fine… I guess I’ll go be a druid…
Oh, building a henge are you?
One of the biggest henges in the world!!
and now i present my son, Fabulus the Second, and my other son, umm…Really..umm, interesting Guy….
Those sneaky druids……
ill take the chicken
tastes of human
This is my favorite comedy bit ever. I saw this chart and nearly died. Thank you!
“We’re going to run out of cake at this rate…”
Same here. Eddie Izzard is totally invited to my fantasy dinner party. He is hysterical.
What can I say that hasn’t been said? This graph rocks the house.
And the vegetarian for you, Mr. Hitler, you Nazi Sh*thead.
Eddie Izzard referenced FTW!
Umm…it’s not a Jihad. It’s the English Inquisition.
Do people expect the English Inquisition?
Nobody expects the English Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is bad teeth. Bad teeth and steak&kidney pie…
bad teeth, steak&kidney pie, and emotional reserve…
close enough!
Do you have a flag?
I think something like this was done before too….
http://graphjam.com/2008/05/14/song-chart-memes-cake-or-death/#more-911
Aa aaa Found ya. Flag.
its been done. . . total fail
So my choice is “…or death!?”
….I’ll have the chicken.
thank you for flying church of england!
I think you mean Marie Antoinette. Who was French. And had nothing to do with a church.
FAIL!
*pssst* There is a cheat sheet for a reason. Watch it before you comment next time.
I like this one better, so NOT fail!
I believe chicken should be included on both graphs.
c:
Oh, how I long for a grapefruit.
I rather long for a bungalow.
I have a castle I could sell you. Ofcourse everyone in Europe has a castle!
Uhhhhhhh … cake please!
Just saw him in Portland last night, it was an awesome show. I love him so muchhhh.
I saw him a couple of weeks ago @ Radio City…. awesome. He cracks my $h*t up.
I saw him in Atlanta a couple of weeks ago! The highlight of a tedious summer!
I’m seeing him in Vegas on July 26th!
Funny, but shouldn’t the “death” side be a whole lot bigger? After all, they only have three pieces of cake, they didn’t expect such a rush.
This comment…for the win!
The cake is a lie!
So my choice is …. OR Death?
oh well. it was a triumph…. thats what this note here says.
even though i’m about to be killed by england.
Death! Oh wait, Cake! I mean Cake!
You said “death” first! Hahaha!
But I meant cake!
Oh all right…lucky for you we’re Church of England
Oh, all right. Your lucky were Church of England!
My eyes have been opened.
I really like this guy.
1) Eddie Izzard is the best. full stop.
2) We’re all giant geeks, and I love it.
3) Everyone should start their day with some Izzard clips, it really eases you into a long boring cubicle-driven day.
Tastes of Human
Baby on a stick
I want to put babies on spikes!
You wanna rack a baby? We’ve got babies on racks…
I’m gonna go see him on Tuesday
Did I leave the gas on?
NO! I’m a F*ing squirrel!
Then he gives me this look like…”What?…F*ck off…”
You ever wonder if a squirrel is going “F*cking nuts! …I’m fed up with them always…I long for a grapefruit…”
Little red cook book
Little red cook book.
If you have never seen an elephant ski, then you have never been on acid.
Do you know who I am?
you’re Jeff Vader from catering!
The force is strong with you….
about as strong as a small pony…
Inaccurate, they only had 3 bits of cake and didn’t know there would be such a rush!
DAMMIT, I did a search and didn’t see a reference to this. Then I scroll back up and bam! there it is. Bollocks.
I would take the cake. You’re going to die eventually anyway, but there is no further guarantee of cake.