Comments on: Analysis Of Men

By: Sataglauco

Sataglauco — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 13:07:28 +0000

HAHAHAHAHA

By: Fran

Fran — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:37:20 +0000

SHUT UP OR I’LL KILL YOU ALL!!!
M’kay. Point made.

By: L.J.

L.J. — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:51:43 +0000

And if they are smart and funny and hot, they’re extraordinarily shallow.

By: L.J.

L.J. — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:49:02 +0000

Get over yourself.

It’s a joke. As in humorously making a point through use of an exaggerated statement. Don’t take it so literally.

By: Shnike

Shnike — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:44:53 +0000

All these aging women should just cry, cry, and cry. They should cry on each other and then lap up each others’ tears and move on to muff diving. That would solve everything.

By: mark

mark — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:07:06 +0000

No, the assholes are married. Those of us over twentyfive and single are the ones that weren’t exciting enough (translation: assholes) for you to bother with.

By: bunnycute

bunnycute — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 02:21:21 +0000

As some already mentioned, intelligence does not apply….

By: Caity Lynne

Caity Lynne — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:50:03 +0000

Espescially in the area of spelling

By: yo so sexxxxxxyyy

yo so sexxxxxxyyy — Tue, 19 May 2009 13:03:16 +0000

LOL no man is intelligent …dont yu noe women rule the world…get with the program

By: sexonlegs

sexonlegs — Tue, 19 May 2009 13:00:38 +0000

hahahahahahahahha yeah all men think they are charming intelligent and attractive…let the women be the judges mr big headed jerk. because most of you are just assholes !

By: Finnish poet

Finnish poet — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 10:19:38 +0000

Now I got it!!!! This is just another scheme from the female population to screw around with men! When men come up in this post to tell they are in fact intelligent, charming and attractive, women go crazy and call them assholes because they are not humble? Wait, what… There should also be humble then? (Please don’t get offended as this was merely a joke… A bad one, though.)

By: lauren

lauren — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:28:50 +0000

You might want to double check that intelligent part.

By: sethness

sethness — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:32:45 +0000

Im intteligent, charming, and attractvie in that order. and Im gay. but im not over 25

By: Ashish

Ashish — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:25:06 +0000

almost every girl says that am neither attractive nor charming , that shows that am intelligent !!

By: Jeff

Jeff — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:50:37 +0000

Not exactly sure how I fit into this, I would like to think I’m charming and intelligent. I know I’m not gay, so apparently I’m either not attractive, or something that’s preventing me from being married. A paradigm indeed.

By: icanhazcheezburgr

icanhazcheezburgr — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:04:15 +0000

Primax has the right idea. kudos++

By: icanhazcheezburgr

icanhazcheezburgr — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 11:02:31 +0000

Agreed, just goes to show you shouldnt challenge every witty reply with questionable intentions, based solely on the urge to put others down… you might end up getting pwnt by Lau =)

and, based on how well Lau Handled these issues, Jane and Daisy4given have helped prove Lau’s original statement of “itelligence”. and im sure erick’s comment above confirms the “charming” factor.

Bravo

By: icanhazcheezburgr

icanhazcheezburgr — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:54:48 +0000

agreed, and i have a question for the offended:

how many times have you heard “f*ggot” come out of either your own mouth or of those around you, in an insulting or disrespectful meaning?

now how many times have you heard someone insult a straight man by calling him heterosexual?

get over this graph, its nothing compared to what we deal with from the “straight male community” on a daily basis.**

**(and to prevent future retarded replies, It is understood that not all Straight Males are assholes, just a good majority of them, and just like every other group of people, you will be subjected to majority-rules stereo types and generalization just like everyone else is. so, if you really are an openminded straight male, i appologise for the general refrence grouping you with the rest of the not so praiseworthy of your gender.)

By: Franklin

Franklin — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:22:53 +0000

As a gay man over 25, I would like to know where these other single, charming, intelligent and attractive men are, for, I am finding that even the good gay ones are married now. Talk about slim pickings!

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 21:44:06 +0000

I’m all of the above, according to my boyfriend.

GRAPH: VALIDATED.

By: Erick B

Erick B — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:28:46 +0000

Lau, that is one of the funniest, well written responses I have yet to see on here! Thanks for the laughs.

By: haha

haha — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:14:32 +0000

This is hilarious!! I love it!

By: jinx

jinx — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:00:50 +0000

hmm interesting point. you’ve added a fourth dimension. but if those 3 were all you needed, i’d have been married off a long time ago. it’s when the guy finds out that i’m crazy… (or, i get sick of him after 2 months b/c i’m crazy)…

you can’t leave out the crazy.

By: jinx

jinx — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:57:31 +0000

i freaking love it!

By: jinx

jinx — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:53:42 +0000

oops! i spoke to soon (right above ya). i dunno. i don’t see too many crazy guys who are any of the three, well other than intelligent. with guys, they’re gay. with women, we’re crazy.

By: jinx

jinx — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:51:59 +0000

ha! which would probably concur with my assessment (me included) => crazy!

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:24:19 +0000

Same goes for women who are smart, funny, and hot.

By: Lau

Lau — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:33:18 +0000

When logic fails, resorting to ad hominem is lovely. It goes well with the sense of entitlement, too. Try the pâté, also. It’s delicious.

By: lonel man

lonel man — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:20:48 +0000

i’m all 3 but not gay, but also lonely =(

By: ayana

ayana — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:45:23 +0000

Oh, let’s just be glad he DOESN’t WANT to get married.

By: MadMab

MadMab — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:35:01 +0000

What about Chuck Norris?

By: zhenshina

zhenshina — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:40:53 +0000

Oh, does it include “Women who are single over the age of 25 because they dated a guy for a long time before he admitted he was gay”?

I laughed at this chart, though…got over that one without too much bitterness.

By: TheLarrikin

TheLarrikin — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:37:07 +0000

Well, who doesn’t, sometimes? Sean Connery and Harrison Ford are mighty sexy beasts.

God I sound so ghey.

By: Alexis

Alexis — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:14:25 +0000

I’m a girl and I just submitted one of these about women. And if it’s ever posted, you will all see that it’s the truth. But I won’t give it away.

By: Lau

Lau — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:25:13 +0000

Sorry, I didn’t see humble on the graph. Thanks for the very subtle insinuation that nobody would want to marry me, though. It’s quite amazing that you’re able to discern that from just a few lines of text. I certainly don’t have such powers of perception; for all I know you’re both lovely people, when you’re not subjecting strangers on the internet to unwarranted insults. But since the glove has been thrown down, allow me to make a suggestion of my own.

Even better, we can graph it.

It’s a simple venn diagram, so I’ll just describe it. Two circles: one is charming, attractive, intelligent, heterosexual men over 25; the other is bitter, lonely bitches over 25. The intersection represents relationships between the two. But these two sets don’t intersect. Because the men you’re looking for are trying to stay far, far away from you.

I don’t deny that there is a preponderance of boorish, ugly, stupid men over 25. But it’s in error to assume there isn’t any other kind, or that just because you can’t get any other kind, they’re all married or gay. Just sayin’.

By: Primax

Primax — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:54:43 +0000

Falls squarely in line with the main rule of dating: Smart, attractive, sane. Pick two.

By: daisy4given

daisy4given — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:28:12 +0000

I think Jane’s basis for her comment is that part of being “charming” is being humble…. and along that same line of thought, perhaps it’s not entirely your choice that you’re not married… think about it… I’m just sayin.

By: daisy4given

daisy4given — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:24:55 +0000

yup, gotta admit, it’s true.

By: MKULTRA

MKULTRA — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:29:09 +0000

Now THAT is a slightly disconcerting prospect. Nothing against the gay community, but (with the notable exceptions of Sean Connery and Harrison Ford) I’ve always seemed to fancy the ladies. I’ll keep you updated.

By: Lautaro Gonda

Lautaro Gonda — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:15:02 +0000

Hrm. Not sure what basis you have for that. Sorry you feel the need to project. *hugs*

By: Jane

Jane — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:01:40 +0000

*cough* asshole *cough*

By: Alstaria

Alstaria — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:20:15 +0000

So frakkin’ true!!

::sigh::

By: kk

kk — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:15:31 +0000

Actually as a rule of thumb “Guys are dumb, Girls are crazy” … I haven’t found anyone who disagrees with me yet.

By: AngiTig

AngiTig — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:55:39 +0000

Military Intelligence <—-BIG Oxymoron

-Marine corps brat.

By: Lautaro Gonda

Lautaro Gonda — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:47:23 +0000

I’m an attractive, intelligent, charming, heterosexual male over 25. Why on earth would I ever want to get married?

By: Khaaaaaaan

Khaaaaaaan — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 19:25:40 +0000

Oh yeah. I forgot.

By: radical

radical — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:15:03 +0000

No you’re mistaken as Gay everywhere you go because you like to grab men’s butts and you wear pink glitter pants.

By: Khaaaaaaan

Khaaaaaaan — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:03:09 +0000

I’m going to have to 100% agree with this chart. It’s why I’m mistaken as gay just about everywhere I go.

By: ?

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:46:00 +0000

or on how low you are willing to lower your standards

By: Anonny Mouse

Anonny Mouse — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:36:31 +0000

You must not know many Naval Officers then. And no, I’m not referring to Tom Cruise or any other of scores of actors that merely portrayed Naval Officers. I mean real, true Naval Officers.

And Marine Corps officers.

And Army Officers.

And U.S. Air Force officers.