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Wow. If I weren’t already married, I might have to agree.
Not exactly sure how I fit into this, I would like to think I’m charming and intelligent. I know I’m not gay, so apparently I’m either not attractive, or something that’s preventing me from being married. A paradigm indeed.
Im intteligent, charming, and attractvie in that order. and Im gay. but im not over 25
You might want to double check that intelligent part.
Espescially in the area of spelling
HAHAHAHAHA
So true…
*sniffs*
That’s an insult to straight men everywhere who are, in fact, charming, intelligent, and attractive. Cut the sour grapes.
What, both of them?
Are these two men single? How many other girls will I have to beat down to get to them?
Too late. They’re married.
Sorry girls. I’ve got one of them.
Are these real men, or theoretical men we’re talking about? I’ve met very very few straight men who are all three.
You must not know many Naval Officers then. And no, I’m not referring to Tom Cruise or any other of scores of actors that merely portrayed Naval Officers. I mean real, true Naval Officers.
And Marine Corps officers.
And Army Officers.
And U.S. Air Force officers.
Military Intelligence <—-BIG Oxymoron
-Marine corps brat.
HA! Beautiful.
Absolutamentally TRUE!!
Wahahaha…someone’s probably going to take offense to it, but I think its hilarious. XD
Someone should do a version for WOmen over 25 too. >.>”
LMAO!
I love this.
Would love to see a Women over 25 version too. Considering I’m a gurl over 25. ^_^
A version for women over 25? No thanks. Who would post that, other than some guy with a score of 0 out of 3?
I’m a girl and I just submitted one of these about women. And if it’s ever posted, you will all see that it’s the truth. But I won’t give it away.
Oh, does it include “Women who are single over the age of 25 because they dated a guy for a long time before he admitted he was gay”?
I laughed at this chart, though…got over that one without too much bitterness.
ha! which would probably concur with my assessment (me included) => crazy!
AMEN!
You forgot the hidden factor : Crazy. The major reason for possessing any of these qualities and not being married is cause your nuts :p.
Hey! Leave my nuts out of it.
Actually as a rule of thumb “Guys are dumb, Girls are crazy” … I haven’t found anyone who disagrees with me yet.
yup, gotta admit, it’s true.
SHUT UP OR I’LL KILL YOU ALL!!!
M’kay. Point made.
oops! i spoke to soon (right above ya). i dunno. i don’t see too many crazy guys who are any of the three, well other than intelligent. with guys, they’re gay. with women, we’re crazy.
Amen, sister!
Ahhhahahahahaha!!!
Less than 2 years until I’m 25. Get it while you can, ladies.
Hm… if you don’t get married in those 2 years, do you turn gay?
Now THAT is a slightly disconcerting prospect. Nothing against the gay community, but (with the notable exceptions of Sean Connery and Harrison Ford) I’ve always seemed to fancy the ladies. I’ll keep you updated.
Well, who doesn’t, sometimes? Sean Connery and Harrison Ford are mighty sexy beasts.
God I sound so ghey.
What about Chuck Norris?
I’d just like to point out that there are a lot of gay men who fall completely outside of this graph. I’ve dated a few of them.
Assholes come in every variety.
heh right on..
i think there should be a teeny tiny circle in the middle with “devoted” in it that crosses all of them, both in and outside of the “gay” XD
nah, seriously though, there are a lot of great guys out there. I found one of them …finding the right one greatly depends on where you look.
or on how low you are willing to lower your standards
Those bitching about this chart being unfairly judgmental probably don’t fit the three traits as much as they’d like to think.
agreed, and i have a question for the offended:
how many times have you heard “f*ggot” come out of either your own mouth or of those around you, in an insulting or disrespectful meaning?
now how many times have you heard someone insult a straight man by calling him heterosexual?
get over this graph, its nothing compared to what we deal with from the “straight male community” on a daily basis.**
**(and to prevent future retarded replies, It is understood that not all Straight Males are assholes, just a good majority of them, and just like every other group of people, you will be subjected to majority-rules stereo types and generalization just like everyone else is. so, if you really are an openminded straight male, i appologise for the general refrence grouping you with the rest of the not so praiseworthy of your gender.)
Aww…so not true. i’m 29, not married. :/
I’m going to have to 100% agree with this chart. It’s why I’m mistaken as gay just about everywhere I go.
No you’re mistaken as Gay everywhere you go because you like to grab men’s butts and you wear pink glitter pants.
Oh yeah. I forgot.
I’m an attractive, intelligent, charming, heterosexual male over 25. Why on earth would I ever want to get married?
*cough* asshole *cough*
Hrm. Not sure what basis you have for that. Sorry you feel the need to project. *hugs*
I think Jane’s basis for her comment is that part of being “charming” is being humble…. and along that same line of thought, perhaps it’s not entirely your choice that you’re not married… think about it… I’m just sayin.
Sorry, I didn’t see humble on the graph. Thanks for the very subtle insinuation that nobody would want to marry me, though. It’s quite amazing that you’re able to discern that from just a few lines of text. I certainly don’t have such powers of perception; for all I know you’re both lovely people, when you’re not subjecting strangers on the internet to unwarranted insults. But since the glove has been thrown down, allow me to make a suggestion of my own.
Even better, we can graph it.
It’s a simple venn diagram, so I’ll just describe it. Two circles: one is charming, attractive, intelligent, heterosexual men over 25; the other is bitter, lonely bitches over 25. The intersection represents relationships between the two. But these two sets don’t intersect. Because the men you’re looking for are trying to stay far, far away from you.
I don’t deny that there is a preponderance of boorish, ugly, stupid men over 25. But it’s in error to assume there isn’t any other kind, or that just because you can’t get any other kind, they’re all married or gay. Just sayin’.
Get over yourself.
It’s a joke. As in humorously making a point through use of an exaggerated statement. Don’t take it so literally.
Oh, let’s just be glad he DOESN’t WANT to get married.
When logic fails, resorting to ad hominem is lovely. It goes well with the sense of entitlement, too. Try the pâté, also. It’s delicious.
Lau, that is one of the funniest, well written responses I have yet to see on here! Thanks for the laughs.
Agreed, just goes to show you shouldnt challenge every witty reply with questionable intentions, based solely on the urge to put others down… you might end up getting pwnt by Lau =)
and, based on how well Lau Handled these issues, Jane and Daisy4given have helped prove Lau’s original statement of “itelligence”. and im sure erick’s comment above confirms the “charming” factor.
Bravo
hahahahahahahahha yeah all men think they are charming intelligent and attractive…let the women be the judges mr big headed jerk. because most of you are just assholes !
No, the assholes are married. Those of us over twentyfive and single are the ones that weren’t exciting enough (translation: assholes) for you to bother with.
So frakkin’ true!!
::sigh::
Falls squarely in line with the main rule of dating: Smart, attractive, sane. Pick two.
i’m all 3 but not gay, but also lonely =(
i freaking love it!
Primax has the right idea. kudos++
Same goes for women who are smart, funny, and hot.
hmm interesting point. you’ve added a fourth dimension. but if those 3 were all you needed, i’d have been married off a long time ago. it’s when the guy finds out that i’m crazy… (or, i get sick of him after 2 months b/c i’m crazy)…
you can’t leave out the crazy.
And if they are smart and funny and hot, they’re extraordinarily shallow.
This is hilarious!! I love it!
I’m all of the above, according to my boyfriend.
GRAPH: VALIDATED.
As a gay man over 25, I would like to know where these other single, charming, intelligent and attractive men are, for, I am finding that even the good gay ones are married now. Talk about slim pickings!
almost every girl says that am neither attractive nor charming , that shows that am intelligent !!
LOL no man is intelligent …dont yu noe women rule the world…get with the program
Now I got it!!!! This is just another scheme from the female population to screw around with men! When men come up in this post to tell they are in fact intelligent, charming and attractive, women go crazy and call them assholes because they are not humble? Wait, what… There should also be humble then? (Please don’t get offended as this was merely a joke… A bad one, though.)
As some already mentioned, intelligence does not apply….
All these aging women should just cry, cry, and cry. They should cry on each other and then lap up each others’ tears and move on to muff diving. That would solve everything.