Comments on: Classification Of Young American Females

By: bendy

bendy — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:02:05 +0000

texas is in the south and the white, unfortunate, counts as the mid west

By: icefaerie95

icefaerie95 — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:51:55 +0000

thx

By: Maddy

Maddy — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:34:02 +0000

Ukraine = knocks Paul out
Moscow = makes Paul sing and shout
Georgia = always on Paul’s mind
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Hmm. More substance is needed. D:

By: Stumbler

Stumbler — Wed, 27 May 2009 05:23:35 +0000

Only one state in the Northeast should be considered stylish… New Jersey!

JK, NY FTW!

By: leelee

leelee — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 13:32:52 +0000

As an Ohioan, we Buckeyes would prefer that neither Kentucky nor West Virginia be classified as residing in the Midwest.

By: Disser

Disser — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 00:42:57 +0000

LOL, I agree. But people in Washington and Oregon are not tanned because it always rains and its cloudy.

By: miisy

miisy — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:29:13 +0000

nevada girls kick ass..just for the info… we might not be “as cool” as the cali girls but we are pretty close lol

By: anon

anon — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:21:07 +0000

Make a map for Back in the USSR. Compare and contrast using 1500 words or more.

By: Zeer

Zeer — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 20:00:50 +0000

I was about to say the same thing – apparently Brian Wilson has never been north of California. I’m damn white, and I haven’t seen the sun since god knows when.

By: Alex VW

Alex VW — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:17:57 +0000

Oregon, Washington, and Hawaii shouldn’t have any data. That’s all California baby.

By: GatorCat

GatorCat — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 21:56:23 +0000

The North doesn’t want WV either, Beth. Looks like they’re out of luck entirely. They’ll have to turn to their sisters to keep ‘em warm at night. Oh wait…

By: mastershake

mastershake — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:49:53 +0000

All you Virginia and Kentucky people with your undies in a bunch need to face reality. Am I going to visit your state in February for the nice weather? No? Then you’re not a southern state.

By: SQFreak

SQFreak — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:54:05 +0000

Apparently, the North Carolina Outer Banks got pwn3d too.

By: aggro crag

aggro crag — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:53:43 +0000

The east coast is from maine to florida, including VA, but excluding PA. Pennsylvania has no coast nor does Vermont. I would include Texas in the southern region. Maybe we should consult David Lee Roth

By: Orion

Orion — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:03:55 +0000

I also must complain on behalf of both New Hampshire and Vermont. In no way, shape, or form could you ever consider us “stylish” or any variant unless you’re into wal-mart’s excellent choice of clothing, and Vermont doesn’t have a real “coast.” (Unless you count Lake Champlain, which is silly)

By: Crazy Emmersion

Crazy Emmersion — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:52:25 +0000

Carolina rolls off the tongue SO much better than California.

By: Maxine

Maxine — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 02:33:59 +0000

Hehe… sweet.

By: Pip

Pip — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:57:54 +0000

This map doesn’t divide up the country by region, it’s divided up by the female population and their characteristics. Notice that the blue regions indicate “knock me out”, not “Southern”.

By: BearsGrl8

BearsGrl8 — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:42:53 +0000

I’m an Illinoisian living in the UP (but NOT a Yooper – Thanks Troll! Although, the population up here would like to be known as Superior, in recognition of their Lake (and sometimes over-inflated egos).

By: BearsGrl8

BearsGrl8 — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:39:35 +0000

That’s ok, we’re just glorified Canadians anyways.

By: Beth

Beth — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:59:51 +0000

Um, no, try again. WV never will be southern, just because yall have a different accent and are poor doesn’t make you southern. Check the score board!!! What side where yall on during the war? Um yes, thats right, the Union. I’m sorry, but yall were just to wussy to wear the grey. Plus its COLD in WV. Killedbyllamas, have fun with your cousin tonight;)

By: Quisty

Quisty — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:04:24 +0000

I always thought I not only keep you warm at night, but also make you feel all right.

As someone said ND is midwestern…and boy do we have a lot of farmers with daughters.

But it’s still good to know which category I actually fall under so I can stop doing both.

By: Eric Lobdell

Eric Lobdell — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:46:07 +0000

Yeah… They aren’t tan up here in Washington. Pale is the new tan. It’s hot.

By: killedbyllamas

killedbyllamas — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:58:38 +0000

West Virginia is definitely southern; that’s where I’m originally from, and see the little horizontal flat bit along the top right of the state? That’s the Mason-Dixon line, i.e. the division between north and south.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 00:41:16 +0000

Uh, no way in hell is West Virginia East Coast. And yet again, Virginia is Southern

By: Melissa

Melissa — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:21:00 +0000

Hey, now! Maryland doesn’t suck…
Western Md. got owned on this graph, too. Wtf? Hahaha.

By: Ovamiat

Ovamiat — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:17:10 +0000

Oh yeah… Maine’s Northern in the winter, as is the arrowhead of Minnesota.

By: Ovamiat

Ovamiat — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:16:04 +0000

Texas and Oklahoma are Southern. The U.P. is Midwestern. Nevada considers itself part of the West Coast, as does Arizona, as to be ready for California to fall into the ocean. (^_^) West Virginia is a little confusing using these regional divisions… I’d call it the same as Virginia. As for DELAWARE… How could you forget Delaware, as well as Rhode Island? One more thing… North Dakota is Midwestern, as is eastern Montana. Eastern Colorado is also Midwestern, the same with southeastern Wyoming. Northern Wyoming counts as Northern, and southeastern coastal Alaska (where Juneau is) is actually quite warm most of the year, so it should be blank.

By: sarah b.

sarah b. — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:43:36 +0000

yeah, i really like this other than the bluegrass state being classified as “the midwest.” maybe the northern tip and louisville, but other than that… southern all the way!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:13:18 +0000

True, and so was West Virginia. But no one likes either state, and they are officially northern now for bending to peer pressure. Besides, Maryland sucks, its pretty much a useless state, except as suburbs for Washington DC.

By: Skie

Skie — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:39:15 +0000

Canadian! PSHAW. =P
<.< Damn troll.

By: Detroit

Detroit — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:57:50 +0000

No Love for “Da UP’pers”?!? As a Troll (other michigan residents will understand) this bothers me. My vote is for Northern Michigan being classified ‘Northern’.

By: John L

John L — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:21:52 +0000

Texas, Virginia, Kentucky are Southern states. Maryland was only northern by name. Most of Maryland supported the South.

By: Skie

Skie — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:13:31 +0000

D= What about the Upper Michigan girls! Are we not midwest!
NO DATAZ. SADNESS.
Or are we Canadian.. Hah.

By: DrPhibes

DrPhibes — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:28:02 +0000

Love the beach boys, love this graph!

By: Christine

Christine — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:56:59 +0000

Here’s a third vote for Virginia as a southern state.

By: josh

josh — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:26:28 +0000

oregon & washington … so tan??? orange maybe, but not tan.

i respectfully submit that ‘west coast girls’ and ‘pacfic northwest girls’ are mutually exclusive. or brian wilson has never been to seattle or portland.

By: Tara_Lee3

Tara_Lee3 — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 05:11:53 +0000

Actually, there’s a beach boys song about Salt Lake City. In it they say, and I quote.

“The girls, The girls! They’ve got the cutest of the western states!”

Therefore… your little map needs a blip in the northern part of Utah labeled Cutest.

*grin* aside from that. Totally awesome map.

(Aw geez.. first time I tried, it didn’t go through. I hope I don’t double post.)

By: Sally

Sally — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 04:31:20 +0000

As a bonafide Virginia belle, I am distressed by Virginia’s classification on this map. Also, offended on Kentucky’s behalf.

By: Mao

Mao — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 04:28:43 +0000

Lol, upper Michigan got owned.

By: Mao

Mao — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 04:28:09 +0000

Except the people in that book about the owls.

…what?

By: Brandon_ha

Brandon_ha — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 03:53:05 +0000

oh god, no one wants to be from Saskatchewan.

By: Usoki

Usoki — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 03:29:23 +0000

Win. I love this song, and I love this band. The only way to make it better would be to make it a Beatles reference.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:56:23 +0000

Um, Virginia is a southern state. I mean, it WAS the capitol of the Confedericy. Well, Richmond down is, the rest is an extension of DC.

By: Wilko

Wilko — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:40:08 +0000

Creepy, I was just thinking that somebody should do this earlier today… weird.

Its aparent I wish they all could be North Western Girls

By: Ambie

Ambie — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:26:58 +0000

I just want to confirm that yes we Alaskan girls do attempt to “keep our boyfriends warm at night” however we almost primarily rely on the pelts of baby seals.

By: Jane

Jane — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:23:47 +0000

Nice. I really love the part where there is no data.

By: Rachel of Cyberia

Rachel of Cyberia — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:57:37 +0000

Little-known fact: the orginal version was to be “I wish they all could be Saskatchewan girls”, but that was voted down by the other members.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:59:37 +0000

It’s called “looking up the lyrics to the song”. Try it sometime.

By: julie

julie — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:47:21 +0000

the heading says “American females”