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count the head lice on the highwayyyyyyyy
Dunno, I hear “head lights” pretty clearly.
well, yeah, but it’s still more fun to say head lice. he says it fast enough for the unsuspecting person to do a double take and think ‘wait, did he just say head lice?’
i always sing head lice and tony danza. lulz
lay me down in sheets of lineeeeen
you had a visitor todayyyyy
Actually it’s “you had a busy day today…”
lol, way to miss the point
I just peed my pants.
i pooped
What? he wrote it for the guy on whos the boss.
I just fell off of my chair LMAO
I love when Phoebe says that on Friends.
Hahahahaha! I always sing it the Tony Danza way.
P.S. Elton John has a terrific voice, but WOW, that’s some bad hair. I’m trying not to look directly at that horrifying jacket.
Heh. I went to read the lyrics online, and when I saw “Jesus freaks out on the street,” I read “freaks” as a verb. You know, Jesus completely losing it while passersby stare …
Oh my God, favorite mental image ever! You know what would be better, if he was wearing one of those sandwich boards that said “End is Near!” while he was freaking out. That would be awesome!
Want t-shirt NOW.
Does any one know if those mistaken lyrics have been around since before Phoebe said it? I don’t seem to remember.
okay, the announcer before the clip sounds like he is saying “tidy dancer”
well it is Steve Wright
LOL I always sing that!!! Thought it was just me but i’m obviously not as cool as I thought