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You cannot to claim your religion to be superior, as in order to prove others to not exist would therefore disprove existence of your own.

I am an aetheist.

A superior being such as so called “God” cannot exist due to many factors:

1. The universe always existed and will always continue to exist. The Big Bang DID happen, but alas, the universe existed previously.
2. In the Bible, Genesis describes the Christian belief on how the universe came to be. The Bible disproves itself in how “God” created in days before days were created. A unit of time cannot exist without relation unless the unit of time is fictional.

3. Although this third point may not disprove gods and godesses it can immensely deter the continued belief in one’s own religion. The current Bible is incomplete. A final book : The Book of Revelation was removed from the Bible in order to gain more trust in the followers in “God”. The Book of Revelation was fueled by the writers anger toward the actions that included and followed the crusifiction of “Jesus.” Within, the Book of Revelation describes apocalypse following the Romans and, quite simply, all Christians magicly being beamed up by Scotty in the Rapture in preperation in the destruction of the Roman Empire. Many reference points this book may be able to relate to the current day are obsolete without terraforming the entire planet. And besides, Apocalypses cannot happen twice. Aye?

May these notes stop all following arguments as they will prove aetheists to be correct.

Oh, and if I used too big of words for you, Google it up.

oh and stop arguing, this is the internet. NO ONE TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY.

So…as a Christian who’s slightly perplexed by all the fuss, I’m just gonna go out there and state that yes, it is a Biblical fact that the God of the Old Testament commanded the children of Israel to fight numerous wars and in some cases commanded them to utterly annihilate the cities they were attacking (a process by which literally everything in the city would be killed or burned)…and although its implied that Satan has his fingers in several abhorrent events (such as Manasseh, King of Israel, sacrificing his children to the pagan god Molech), the Bible only explicitly states that Satan directly murdered people in the book of Job (Job’s children and their unfortunate friends get killed).

I’m slightly flabbergasted by the Christians who try to deny this, as its pretty much there in black and white. Now, I personally think that the respective cultures slated for destruction might have had it coming (but then I’ve never found Assyrian or Philistine tactics particularly endearing), and there are numerous examples where God commanded portions of the culture to be preserved (or specific cities to be preserved) whereas other ones were wiped out, but…that doesn’t change the fact of what happened Biblically.

However, that aside…its a funny graph. I’m a Christian, and even I thought the graph was funny. I don’t see it as some searing affront to the Christian faith, nor do I see it as any sort of proof for either the Christian or the non-Christian viewpoint. But I guess the old saying is as true now as it was decades ago:

“WHENEVER YOU THROW A ROCK INTO A PACK OF DOGS, THE ONES WHO BARK THE LOUDEST ARE THE ONES YOU HIT”. Perhaps both the Christian and non-Christian commentors could bear this in mind, please.

On the other hand, if you think that the Bible is just a work of fiction, and that everyone in it are characters à la Harry Potter and Gollum, well, then God is also a fictional character, not a human being writing the Bible. You may as well say “well, Harry Potter has a right to kill people in his book”. Note that Tolkein and Rowling are not characters in their book (The Bible stars God), and they don’t have the right to kill anyone in real life either. If the Bible is a work of fiction, your analogy must be with its writers, ie Matthew Mark Luke and John etc. And whether the Bible is fiction or not, they aren’t allowed to kill real people either. Though certainly they can create a fictional character, “God” who can kill within the book. Sort of ruins the idea of God having created the universe though then… being on par with Harry Potter, just another beloved imaginary character battling evil in a bestselling novel.

And egads Rachael: are you five? “prove it! prove it! My dad’s bigger than yours cuz he said so himself! prove it! prove it!” Let’s say Mickey Mouse is real cuz a book allegedly written by Mickey Mouse himself says he is real. That proves it alright. Sigh. Adn adn adn…

You make intelligent mature thoughtful Christians look very bad indeed.

Rachael, dang, is your keypad incapable of writing “and”?

I was trying to think up an analogy for that one. Like not practicing any sports is a sport in itself. No. Atheism means not believing in a god. That is NOT a religion. I can go for my whole life without thinking of a god, let alone if there is a mono god or animistic god or poly gods. Not following any rules, dogma, book, worship, practices, meetings, or even organised thought about it in any manner. There is no way in the world that each of us separate atheists are each practicing a religion of atheism, my deluded Melody.

And is ANYONE else really tired of Rachel and her inability to type “and” instead of “adn” (which is french for “DNA”) and her earnest preschooler-like blind cheering for “us” vs “them”?

Non stamp collecting. ROFLMAO. Thanks for that.

Old Testament God sure was a cranky beyotch

Judge not… and all that. Question authority.. in all forms. If your God is real, he can take a little close scrutiny.