Comments on: States Satan Failed To Collect Souls

By: Lambchops

Lambchops — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:11:02 +0000

Chicken in the bread pan pickin’ out dough

By: PauliePaul

PauliePaul — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:28:07 +0000

Band Of Demons ROCKS HARD!!

By: Ragtatter

Ragtatter — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:38:08 +0000

“The Devil went down to Jamaica,
he was lookin’ to sell some weed.
He was doin’ fine, they were standing in line,
It was excellent weed indeed.”

By: BirthOfParadise

BirthOfParadise — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:21:11 +0000

Win.

By: Sami

Sami — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 17:17:40 +0000

Oh the comedic genius that is mr. martin

By: Person.

Person. — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 04:31:01 +0000

LIAR!!!

By: emylee

emylee — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:25:08 +0000

i completely agree. (i know plenty of others who do, too, so don’t feel bad)

By: oh dear

oh dear — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:14:05 +0000

You mean “With what should sentences (or questions) be ended…assbucket?”

By: Billy The Squid

Billy The Squid — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:47:15 +0000

NO? Then how does he eat?

By: Jane

Jane — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:21:21 +0000

By: Rookie

Rookie — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:25:59 +0000

Sympathy for the devil? xD

By: Jane

Jane — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:08:11 +0000

Is it just me, or does anyone else prefer the Devil’s solo to Johnny? I always did have a little bit of sympathy…

By: Devon

Devon — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:12:05 +0000

Actually, that state is one or two over west. Clinton was proud of his achievement. He took that state from 50th in Education to 49th…woohoo.

Lewis Black thinks they just shot some dumb kids.

By: HollyAK47

HollyAK47 — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:37:41 +0000

It’s Georgia. The Charlie Daniel’s Band has a song called “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” about Satan going to Georgia and failing to obtain a boy’s soul. Watch the video posted; it’s a decent song.

By: rep

rep — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:28:34 +0000

Then what should sentences (or questions) be ended with…assbucket?

By: Dark

Dark — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:28:24 +0000

I prefer the Jamaica version.

By: Sara Andersson

Sara Andersson — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:37:09 +0000

uHM.. I’m swedish and love this site. But this one i didnt get. What state is it?

By: Mikeski

Mikeski — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:05:57 +0000

This comment is something up with which we should not put.

By: monkeyBunches

monkeyBunches — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:57:18 +0000

I move to retitle Ryan’s Retitle:

States in which the general public is taught that the word public is plural.

By: Tank

Tank — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:39:54 +0000

Here’s a cool comic on the subject.

http://www.roosterteeth.com/media/viewItem.php?id=503

By: smashpro1

smashpro1 — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:33:44 +0000

You play a prtty good fiddle boy, but give the Devil his due

By: somebody

somebody — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:59:05 +0000

And if he was “looking for a soul to STEAL”, then why bother to challenge Johnny at all, in what seemed to be a fair wager? Oh well. Still a good song.

By: Granny

Granny — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:16:03 +0000

No, child, no.

By: whispers

whispers — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:02:58 +0000

But, If the devil was “In a bind because he was way behind” doesn’t that suggest he failed to collect from a lot of other states aswell?

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:30:02 +0000

Retitle:
States in which the general public are not taught that prepositions should not be used to end sentences.

By: jat

jat — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:00:44 +0000

No child, No.

By: fjaradvax

fjaradvax — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:07:15 +0000

Granny, does your dog bite?