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  1. Miss Knotty says:

    So very, very true.

    • derpa says:

      As a native Texan, I vehemently disagree with this characterization.

      A real map would include the parts of New Mexico and Colorado that were stolen from us at annexation of the Republic as part of Texas, as they rightfully should still be.

  2. InsertNameHere says:

    United States of Texas, that’s us!

  3. A Texas Transplant says:

    Yup- That’s how my husband pretty much sees it.

  4. A Texas Transplant says:

    Yup- that’s how my husband sees it!!

  5. Canucksforjebus says:

    Uh.. thanks but we don’t want ‘em.

  6. Living In Austin says:

    It really isn’t the United State of Texas, it’s the REPUBLIC OF TEXAS.

  7. Living In Austin says:

    It’s actually the REPUBLIC OF TEXAS.

  8. Yankee says:

    Funny, I see Texas as America’s Mexico

    • bnonymous in SETX says:

      How so? We’re not illegally immigrating to the rest of the US. (or is it emmigrating?)

    • Tex says:

      Funny we see Yankees as assholes….oh wait, that’s how everyone else sees them too!

    • Seward says:

      In Oklahoma, we see Texas as our south-facing deck. Sure, it needs some serious redecorating, and the mosquitoes could carry off a cow, but there’s room for the kids to run around, and no-one really cares what you do to it ’cause it was just built to get torn up anyway. ;)

      (Anyone who argues with the “torn up” bit has obviously never driven through road construction in Texas. It makes Oklahoma construction look like a pothole.)

  9. momly says:

    The scale is all wrong. Texas is MUCH BIGGER in the eyes of Texans.

  10. Joseph says:

    If an Alaskan went to Texas, would he get claustrophobic?

  11. j says:

    Close, but Mexico should be on there as a sort of bedroom community for the great lone star state.

  12. Jen says:

    Yankee: “Funny, I see Texas as America’s Mexico”
    HAHAHAH!!!!
    (Though maybe its funny to me only b/c I’m a yank too.)

  13. Nick says:

    You people need to stop double posting, it makes you look Texan…..I mean stupid.

  14. JackJack says:

    “Funny, I see Texas as America’s Mexico”

    I’m sorry, but wouldn’t America’s Mexico kinda be….well, Mexico?

  15. Jessi says:

    I think I’d actually prefer if the rest of America were Canadian. Might make the rest of y’all (meaning Americans) a bit nicer! It would also help with my whole ‘I want to live in Canada, but I don’t want to leave Texas’ issue…

  16. Attel says:

    Bleh, Texas is laaaame. We should give it back to Mexico. People from the South are jerks anyway.

  17. Otis McOtis von Hamburg says:

    Southern people talk too slow, and all they do is have sex with their sisters while eating mayonnaise sandwiches and listening to John Cougar Mellencamp records.

    • Flotis McOtis von Hamburg says:

      You said you’d never tell!

    • Jenna says:

      LAWL!! So true, California pwns you all!

    • Rebooka says:

      I’m from Alabama, and I have never had incest. I do not eat mayonnaise because I am vegan. John Cougar Mellencamp makes me cringe.

      I also do not talk slow nor do I use poor grammar such as “y’all” or “ain’t”.

      I would appreciate it if you did not judge me because of the location in which I was raised.

      • Le Texan says:

        Well, I think calling “y’all” and “ain’t” poor grammar is a bit unfair. It’s just a bit of colloquial abbreviation, not quite an all-out bastardization of the English language. Also, getting mouthy and defensive is childish, no matter how nicely you spell.

        What? I’m jus’ sayin’ is all!

      • Le Texan says:

        John Mellencamp does bloody suck, though. I’ll give you that one.

    • Somebuddy says:

      And all you do is rip off Chris Rock stand up lines….

    • Happy Texan says:

      HEY! It’s Bob Dylan and George Strait! Never Mellencamp! Furthermore– MIRACLE WHIP sandwiches! P.S.– I only have sex with my STEP- sister. Golly. If you’re gonna insult us, at least learn how we roll.

  18. Bogangles says:

    I <3 big hair…

  19. Matthew says:

    Now if we could figure out a way to wall the state off . . .

  20. Michelle Loomes says:

    As an Aussie in Texas I have to agree with the map. But it should have the other states annexed to have any credibility.

    • Jessi says:

      As an Aussie in Texas, may I ask, what do you think of us? ‘Cause my papa (meaning grandfather) has nothing but nice things to say about the people from Australia he met during his years in the service, as opposed to people from other countries. He says that he feels a kinship with them in a way.

      Sorry if this comment seems a bit odd…

  21. hoovopolis says:

    pssh. figures. bigots.

  22. Joy says:

    As a Texan, Alaska can just go away! JUST kidding! And as far as people in the south being MEAN??? I’ve had several northerners come visit me in Texas and they’re AMAZED at how nice and hospitible we are down here (Houston, TX) and everytime I go up to Chicago or New York I’m greeted with sour faces. But I think that all of America is beautiful, just some parts more than others :)

  23. Dan says:

    I’m assuming you don’t live in Third Ward.

  24. The Patriot says:

    You know I read all this south vs north nonsense, and I have to ask: What happened to hating people from other countries? Divided we cannot stand, I’ve seen assholes from both north and south, so no one place is better than another.

    USA BABY!

  25. Dayzie says:

    Wow. You thought it was serious? It’s play. We defend each other’s right to speak. We ay not necessarily agree with what the say, but we defend it ’cause we’re family!!

  26. Catcat says:

    So true. Explains Bush to some extent.

  27. Lu Lu says:

    ROFL, and can’t stop!
    I’m happy I’m a damn yankee now, and at least fit in…impossible to be a liberal in the state with the best diet coke ever.

  28. Peter Pengin says:

    Yeah…you WISH 90% of the USA was Canadian. Sucks to be y’all.

  29. Nisey says:

    Well let me just add my two cents in here…

    As someone who grew up in Canada who moved to Texas (and is now trying to get BACK to Texas…why on earth did I ever leave?!) It was one of the best experiences ever…everyone was SO much more friendly than they were back in Canada…I became an instant “part of the family” and really would prefer being back in Houston than being here in Vancouver.

    (By the way…I love the chart…made my day when I saw it!! And yes…I know it’s just for fun.)

  30. bah says:

    pshhh….no one cares about new zealand anyways.

  31. Rebooka says:

    Don’t you have some sheep to copulate with?

  32. Megan says:

    Okay, people who are talking about the south being mean, have you every actually *been* to the south, or are you just assuming that we’re mean because of what people say? I promise you, I’ve been to almost every state in the United States, and I’ve lived in Texas my entire life. There are no nicer people than those in the south. Whenever I’m anywhere in the north, New York City especially, people are rude and mean. You guys are all terrible drivers, you honk and yell at people, it’s really irritating. Now, I know that by all means that all people from the north are definitely not like that, but you guys definitely have a lot more assholes than we do down here. Texas is very hospitable and everyone is really nice. Every time you pass someone on the highway outside the city, everyone waves at you as you pass. It’s called the “Texas highway wave”.

    I love Texas, it’s probably my favorite state, but I’m biased. Aren’t we all Americans? I’m proud of our entire country, and I’m essentially proud of the world as well. We’re all humans, can’t we just get along by that unifying factor alone?

  33. Canadian says:

    I agree.

    • Alaskan says:

      Awww, and people think Americans make vast generalizations and is the only country capable of great ignorance!

      Aren’t you cute, little ignorant child? =D

  34. evilthingamajig. says:

    awhah, what. lol I live in Texas! >:O I know where Canada IS ty vury much.

  35. TexanSoldier says:

    Look I won’t even get mad for yankees making fun of us saying Y’all or ain’t or leaving the G off the end of some of our words because in the end. Texas is the best there is… In fact… I have no need to go north. I feel more of an urge to go to britain than new york. Sad…

  36. tangelina says:

    i am a texan and that is bs

  37. Amy says:

    thats not canada thts the rest of Texas.

  38. Jmizzlec says:

    I like Texas. Been there a few times. Too hot though. And I live in Virginia. :/


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