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So very, very true.
As a native Texan, I vehemently disagree with this characterization.
A real map would include the parts of New Mexico and Colorado that were stolen from us at annexation of the Republic as part of Texas, as they rightfully should still be.
*high five* Hell yeah it would! lol
Although, I don’t think they were so much ‘stolen’ from us as ‘given’ to the U.S. to pay off the debt we owed them.
I second this.
I agree completely!!!! WHOOP!! Other than that quite important fact (we should have all of New Mexico, thus being able to ski in-state), yes, most of US is Canada (dang Canadians!!!)
LOL but new mexico keeps trying to buy el paso! (thats far west texas)
United States of Texas, that’s us!
Yup- That’s how my husband pretty much sees it.
Yup- that’s how my husband sees it!!
Uh.. thanks but we don’t want ‘em.
It really isn’t the United State of Texas, it’s the REPUBLIC OF TEXAS.
No it isn’t, it’s the Republic of Chuck Norris.
yes.
It’s actually the REPUBLIC OF TEXAS.
Funny, I see Texas as America’s Mexico
How so? We’re not illegally immigrating to the rest of the US. (or is it emmigrating?)
Immigrating.
Funny we see Yankees as assholes….oh wait, that’s how everyone else sees them too!
In Oklahoma, we see Texas as our south-facing deck. Sure, it needs some serious redecorating, and the mosquitoes could carry off a cow, but there’s room for the kids to run around, and no-one really cares what you do to it ’cause it was just built to get torn up anyway.
(Anyone who argues with the “torn up” bit has obviously never driven through road construction in Texas. It makes Oklahoma construction look like a pothole.)
The scale is all wrong. Texas is MUCH BIGGER in the eyes of Texans.
I’m a texan. and 5 out of 5 1/2 texans agree with your statement
If an Alaskan went to Texas, would he get claustrophobic?
No, but he might melt.
No, he’d agree that everything is bigger in Texas. Alaska would be bigger if it was in Texas
Close, but Mexico should be on there as a sort of bedroom community for the great lone star state.
Ayep.
Yankee: “Funny, I see Texas as America’s Mexico”
HAHAHAH!!!!
(Though maybe its funny to me only b/c I’m a yank too.)
“Though maybe its funny to me only b/c I’m a yank too.”
Yeah, pretty much.
I thought it was funny. XD
Of course, I live up in Pennsylvania.
You people need to stop double posting, it makes you look Texan…..I mean stupid.
Ch!!! JERK!! The only one I’ve seen double-Posting wasn’t even a Texan!! Get off it, Yankee!!
“Funny, I see Texas as America’s Mexico”
I’m sorry, but wouldn’t America’s Mexico kinda be….well, Mexico?
I think I’d actually prefer if the rest of America were Canadian. Might make the rest of y’all (meaning Americans) a bit nicer! It would also help with my whole ‘I want to live in Canada, but I don’t want to leave Texas’ issue…
Thanks, but no thanks. We’re fine without you guys. No, really! Don’t come up here.
Bleh, Texas is laaaame. We should give it back to Mexico. People from the South are jerks anyway.
And you being a douche is supposed to make northerners seem better?
Look @ the pot calling the Kettle black!!! If you don’t like us, screw you, go to Canada (or hall, whichever you prefer). You’re a jerk, too!!!
Bet you’ve never been to Canada. That’s so incredibly redneck to say that Canada is hell. At least we have health care.
(by redneck I mean uneducated)
Oh, I forgot. Satan doesn’t even accept crap-heaps like you, not after he had to deal with your crap-on-Earth!!!
YES!
Southern people talk too slow, and all they do is have sex with their sisters while eating mayonnaise sandwiches and listening to John Cougar Mellencamp records.
You said you’d never tell!
LAWL!! So true, California pwns you all!
I’m from Alabama, and I have never had incest. I do not eat mayonnaise because I am vegan. John Cougar Mellencamp makes me cringe.
I also do not talk slow nor do I use poor grammar such as “y’all” or “ain’t”.
I would appreciate it if you did not judge me because of the location in which I was raised.
Well, I think calling “y’all” and “ain’t” poor grammar is a bit unfair. It’s just a bit of colloquial abbreviation, not quite an all-out bastardization of the English language. Also, getting mouthy and defensive is childish, no matter how nicely you spell.
What? I’m jus’ sayin’ is all!
John Mellencamp does bloody suck, though. I’ll give you that one.
And all you do is rip off Chris Rock stand up lines….
HEY! It’s Bob Dylan and George Strait! Never Mellencamp! Furthermore– MIRACLE WHIP sandwiches! P.S.– I only have sex with my STEP- sister. Golly. If you’re gonna insult us, at least learn how we roll.
I <3 big hair…
Now if we could figure out a way to wall the state off . . .
We’d get a better deal there. Not have to deal w/ wimps, yankees, & cityboys!!! Go to Canada!
As an Aussie in Texas I have to agree with the map. But it should have the other states annexed to have any credibility.
As an Aussie in Texas, may I ask, what do you think of us? ‘Cause my papa (meaning grandfather) has nothing but nice things to say about the people from Australia he met during his years in the service, as opposed to people from other countries. He says that he feels a kinship with them in a way.
Sorry if this comment seems a bit odd…
pssh. figures. bigots.
As a Texan, Alaska can just go away! JUST kidding! And as far as people in the south being MEAN??? I’ve had several northerners come visit me in Texas and they’re AMAZED at how nice and hospitible we are down here (Houston, TX) and everytime I go up to Chicago or New York I’m greeted with sour faces. But I think that all of America is beautiful, just some parts more than others
Oh, yes (sarcastically) Don’t you just love being mugged by Canadians and Yankes?!!!!
You’ve been mugged?
Shame shame, yo.
I’ve been to Jersey more than my fair share of times.
The people were pretty chill.
New Yorkers are just pissed that the Yankees have not won anything in years. As for Chicago, not since 1908.
I’m assuming you don’t live in Third Ward.
You know I read all this south vs north nonsense, and I have to ask: What happened to hating people from other countries? Divided we cannot stand, I’ve seen assholes from both north and south, so no one place is better than another.
USA BABY!
Wow. You thought it was serious? It’s play. We defend each other’s right to speak. We ay not necessarily agree with what the say, but we defend it ’cause we’re family!!
So true. Explains Bush to some extent.
ROFL, and can’t stop!
I’m happy I’m a damn yankee now, and at least fit in…impossible to be a liberal in the state with the best diet coke ever.
Boo Diet! :O
Yeah…you WISH 90% of the USA was Canadian. Sucks to be y’all.
Well let me just add my two cents in here…
As someone who grew up in Canada who moved to Texas (and is now trying to get BACK to Texas…why on earth did I ever leave?!) It was one of the best experiences ever…everyone was SO much more friendly than they were back in Canada…I became an instant “part of the family” and really would prefer being back in Houston than being here in Vancouver.
(By the way…I love the chart…made my day when I saw it!! And yes…I know it’s just for fun.)
pshhh….no one cares about new zealand anyways.
Don’t you have some sheep to copulate with?
Okay, people who are talking about the south being mean, have you every actually *been* to the south, or are you just assuming that we’re mean because of what people say? I promise you, I’ve been to almost every state in the United States, and I’ve lived in Texas my entire life. There are no nicer people than those in the south. Whenever I’m anywhere in the north, New York City especially, people are rude and mean. You guys are all terrible drivers, you honk and yell at people, it’s really irritating. Now, I know that by all means that all people from the north are definitely not like that, but you guys definitely have a lot more assholes than we do down here. Texas is very hospitable and everyone is really nice. Every time you pass someone on the highway outside the city, everyone waves at you as you pass. It’s called the “Texas highway wave”.
I love Texas, it’s probably my favorite state, but I’m biased. Aren’t we all Americans? I’m proud of our entire country, and I’m essentially proud of the world as well. We’re all humans, can’t we just get along by that unifying factor alone?
I agree.
Awww, and people think Americans make vast generalizations and is the only country capable of great ignorance!
Aren’t you cute, little ignorant child? =D
awhah, what. lol I live in Texas! >:O I know where Canada IS ty vury much.
Look I won’t even get mad for yankees making fun of us saying Y’all or ain’t or leaving the G off the end of some of our words because in the end. Texas is the best there is… In fact… I have no need to go north. I feel more of an urge to go to britain than new york. Sad…
;D
i am a texan and that is bs
thats not canada thts the rest of Texas.
I like Texas. Been there a few times. Too hot though. And I live in Virginia. :/