Comments on: A Gamer’s Buying Guide

By: Kelly

Kelly — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:12:38 +0000

I agree. I got “buy a PC”. That would be my top gift next to a xbox 360!

By: Cougar Whacker

Cougar Whacker — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:20:45 +0000

Obviously each individual console as well as the pc all have their own advantages. For example, an RTS should never be played on a console. It has been mentioned several times that a usable gaming pc costs much more than a console. While this is true at the moment, it is only because the current consoles have been on the market for a while. If you are the kind of person who goes out and buys the new console the instant it is released, that can get pretty expensive.

By: Ian

Ian — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:26:01 +0000

Screw pc. im a 360 fanboy and i always will be

By: Mushroom Win

Mushroom Win — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:46:47 +0000

FAIL. I like video games and the Wii is the best console ever. IF I WANNA PLAY GAMES WHY DO I WANT A FRIKIN PC?!?

By: Neckon

Neckon — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:49:57 +0000

This flowchart is shockingly accurate.

By: Justin

Justin — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:08:14 +0000

Xbox360 = $300 to play all the latest games

PC = $3000 to play all the lastest games or more to keep up with future games.

By: Jim

Jim — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:26:52 +0000

I love games.
I have PS3.
I have friends.
5×1???????????

By: Ichihime

Ichihime — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:37:00 +0000

Man, I’m a geek, since I love pc stuff i’ve and preffer one (I hate those console controls), but i must say, when a game is out i determined time, if you have the console for it you just go play, pc’s u have all the hardware thing. Anyway the pc is better, since I’ve tons of emulators (even for DS), I know that isn’t the same, but for a console u must buy the entire new hardw. if u want the newest games, on pc u trade some of and that’s ok.

By: Subject 7

Subject 7 — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:02:57 +0000

I’m mostly a PC gamer, and A: I’m not an arrogant asshole B) I’m not rich. I haven’t spent a dime on this computer other that what it cost to buy it. I haven’t modded it at all, I don’t run Linux and I can’t code. I agree with the part about prices for part etc, and the porting. I’m not talking entirely about any specific genre either. I don’t know what over clocking is, I don’t know about the newest parts, and I don’t call people who play on consoles are “ignorant masses.”

Just about every damn comment on this graph has been widely generalized and one sided.

By: Lulz

Lulz — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:15:14 +0000

NERD RAGE!

By: Rep

Rep — Fri, 08 May 2009 14:56:11 +0000

Until my Playstation can process and print letters I suspect my PC and my video game console will remain operating in their intended offices; and I don’t particularly want the hassle of converting a business tool into being a leisure tool because I, like most sensible people, will generally prefer the convenient and practical to the alternative nobody gives a crap for. Oh, and the second level is swapped.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Wed, 06 May 2009 02:19:45 +0000

Question above top should be:
Do you like wasting money on things that can become obsolete?
If No: Ignore Video games, buy Risk and a deck of cards.
If Yes: Do you like Video Games?

By: jason

jason — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 01:12:10 +0000

hahaha, how to start a nerd war, bring up the age old pc v. console debate lol. when will people learn *shakes head* though i did see a few new ones from both sides that made me laugh. to the pc dude who talked about only having to upgrade, let’s see, even dropping it HUGE on a ps3 ever 5-6 years, or a computer, which has upgrades available on a monthly basis (and silly new substanceless visual orgasms to go with them that are “must own, beat the shit out of console, pc only games”). console gamers, get over it, your console became obsolete before it even hit the shelf in terms of specs, funny thing is that doesn’t matter, since you know, games aren’t all about graphics, or so i hear told from people who actually play them. just my opinion though.

i own all btw, i know i know, lucky bastard *grins*

By: Kamikaze14

Kamikaze14 — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:48:30 +0000

No they aren’t.

By: Daliddlkid

Daliddlkid — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 03:59:14 +0000

According to this chart, you should get a Wii. It says nothing about not getting one.

By: Dibs

Dibs — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 08:38:56 +0000

Every PC gamer I talk to just degenerates into griping about every game except the one completely obscure or obsolete game they for some reason decided to specialize in. So if you love griping about games more than actually playing them, go pc gaming.

By: Anon

Anon — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:11:10 +0000

you, sir, are a LIAR. my 4-year-old rig can’t run HL2 at a decent framerate on full.

By: slapsbace

slapsbace — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 17:36:19 +0000

ok lets face it…if your a pc gamer then your probably 2 things. A) an arrogant computer jockey. B) rich
now that we got that out of the way….

consoles will and will always be the basis for video gaming because lets face it, not everyone runs Linux and can code. So all you PC fans get over it.

For those that argue you can upgrade your pc at anytime and not have to buy new consoles to get the next leap in graphics thats just a broken statement.
for starters a decent upgrade in a graphics card will run you about the same price as a console. period. and then u still have to worry about your RAM, processor, and w/e else. Also, the industry doesn’t advance by PC standards. How many games out there right now are so frickin’ advanced that consoles can’t handle them. honestly when i look at the selection of PC games these days they are all ports of consoles games. Im sure some of you reading right now could pick out games like crysis or most RTS’s and MMO’s. Again I’m not concerned with the little picture. Look at the greater one.

The fact is, the general american public doesn’t know that the fuck over clocking is or the latest graphic card version. You know good for you if you do, but don’t expect everyone to. For for fucks sake don’t condescendingly insult the “ignorant masses”. It just makes you look like the arrogant asses.

By: zBjoern

zBjoern — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:06:35 +0000

what do we learn?

if you’ve got a PC, it doesn’t matter if you have friends

By: hyzenthlay

hyzenthlay — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:13:11 +0000

Maybe the first question should be “Are you really serious about your video games?” Cause, I *like* video games, but they’re still just a hobby, so if it’s between spending $600 (minimum) on a pimped-out PC that only I am ever going to use, or ~$300 on a console where I can play with my friends, that’s an easy choice.

By: hyzenthlay

hyzenthlay — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:02:10 +0000

Well, if you’ve got a Mac and want to play PC games, just install Boot Camp (this may require upgrading to Leopard), use it to partition your hard drive, and install XP. Then, you can boot up your machine either as a Mac, or as a PC in a shiny white case. Alternatively, you can try Parallels, which is a Windows emulator that is supposed to handle most games quite well.

By: cheezeburger

cheezeburger — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 05:51:01 +0000

I have to disagree with this. I am an avid video game player, and have real life and internet friends, but i am an Xbox360 fan to the end.

By: Zach

Zach — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:42:38 +0000

Amen!

By: captain shannon!

captain shannon! — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:03:56 +0000

Are you looking for a disagreement?
Seriously.
Like you’re going to change people by masquerading as Chuck Norris and threatening with bodily harm.
Your life = teh FAIL.

By: captain shannon!

captain shannon! — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 09:00:42 +0000

BOSS

Bwahahaha

Your chart = win and awesome.

By: Lemonbread

Lemonbread — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:45:52 +0000

Yeah, that’s a terrible chart right there, random dude.

By: Nhihira

Nhihira — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:06:29 +0000

Do you have a life? No? Money to burn? Maybe? Then add all of them to the list. Any gamer geek who’s a real gamer shouldn’t restrict themselves to any one console or method. If you play the only ‘real’ games worth playing and everything else is gay, then you’re probably a frat gamer and no one else takes you seriously anyway.
As for PC gaming…my computer runs Bioshock smooth as silk and was put together for about $700 a few months ago. It doesn’t run blue ray DVDs, but can do just about anything else one could desire a computer to do as well as play games beautifully.

Oh….and dis chart ez ful uf win an lolz. Yis.

By: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:18:08 +0000

Because we all know we are defined by the video game system we buy, and not by our actions or ideas.

Though it’s a fun article. if you’re hopelessly materialistic.

Maybe some of you could use a good round-house kick

By: AJ

AJ — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:08:52 +0000

Wrong Again. My 5 year old computer still plays games like Half Life Episode two at full settings at 50+ frames per second.

By: CX316

CX316 — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:31:54 +0000

shooters better on consoles? Are you high? keyboard/Mouse is infinitely superior to controllers… Not to mention you can get 360 controllers for windows machines now if you have such a hard-on for console controllers.

Also, the guy with the high end computer isn’t going to beat you because you have your details settings lower so you have the same performance. The only times I’ve had problems in multiplayer due to system specs were back when i tried to run WoW on a dialup modem… the lag will kick your butt every time…

There’s no kind of game that is ONLY good on a console, but as a note, console-based button-mashers are kinda shoddy when they get ported (mostly due to clunky interface linked to those crappy controllers they used to run on)

Also, most good games nowdays are multi-platform anyway, with just a few months wait for the PC version (in which time the developers listen to consumer gripes and fix things to make the game better, ie Doom 3)

By: august

august — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:06:40 +0000

i hate when people assume its better to use a PC for gaming over consoles. if youre doing multiplayer online, consoles are the way to go. sure PCs are better for FPS control, but if im on a crappy PC thats all i can afford, im going to lose to Mr. High end computer because he has the money to spend. atleast on the Xbox, the equipment being used is the same as everyone else.

By: dave

dave — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:28:22 +0000

1 word. Spore

By: TheRealWazzar

TheRealWazzar — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:16:23 +0000

Brilliantly and sadly true

By: TheRealWazzar

TheRealWazzar — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:15:49 +0000

Y”eah, PCs are best for rts and anyone who likes modding and/or messing with crap more than actualy playing games.”
Yes, PC’s are best for RTS. And most other games too, but the margin of ownage isn’t as large. And you mod/mess with crap to get the games running better and smoother than any console could.

“the fact is that consoles far better for shooters and any kind of multiplayer with people you actualy know (you know, playing halo with your real-life friends).”
Thumbsticks are so awkward for aiming. With a mouse, you can snap to any target almost instantly. You do have a point about Multiplayer though. Split screen on PC was “phased out” years ago. Still, PC’s can generally support larger multiplayer numbers over LAN or net, but most players don’t get to see each other play.

“Besides, getting a new consoleever 5+ years is goint to be alot cheaper and less of a hassle than upgrading everything in your PC bit by bit over time or buying a PC good enough to handle games well out of the box.”
If you like games, you’ll justify the cost and effort

“Besides, when it comes down to opinion (which is really the most important part), most people (myself included) prefer the simplicity of a console controller.”
Simplicity is another good point. Too bad if you want to do anything complex like key mapping. You could just plug a controller into a PC if the need for simplicity or familiarity is that bad.

“There are plenty of games available for both X-Box 360 and PC that i own (like Oblivion) and of course i prefer playing them on the xbox (not that my computer couldnt handle them, its just that i prefer the console).”
Ok, you stick to the console. I’ll just enjoy the slightly cheaper PC game prices and improved performance.

By: Snicket

Snicket — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:28:55 +0000

You’re a moron, aren’t you? PC may have some good games (most are shit). But there are some amazing games that only come out on console. That and hand helds are amazing if don’t want to lug a piece of crap laptop around and have it broken. Fact is there are good and bad things about each system and anyone who says otherwise is just ignorant and want to feel superior to others. Get over yourself, uppity nerd.

By: cHIZZX-00

cHIZZX-00 — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:31:47 +0000

it really depends on what kind of games you like. if you like shooters, kung-fu games or playing with you (real life) friends, get a console game. it you like rts or mmos, get a PC. simple as that

By: cHIZZX-00

cHIZZX-00 — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:27:49 +0000

yeah, PCs are est for rts and anyone who likes modding and/or messing with crap more than actualy playing games. the fact is that consoles far better for shooters and any kind of multiplayer with people you actualy know (you know, playing halo with your real-life friends). besides, getting a new consoleever 5+ years is goint to be alot cheaper and less of a hassle than upgrading everything in your PC bit by bit over time or buying a PC good enough to handle games well out of the box. besides, when it comes down to opinion (which is really the most important part), most people (myself included) prefer the simplicity of a console controller. there are plenty of games available for both X-Box 360 and PC that i own (like Oblivion) and of course i prefer playing them on the xbox (not that my computer couldnt handle them, its just that i prefer the console).

By: Stormfin

Stormfin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:31:03 +0000

By “in a few years I assume you mean 5 or 6″ which isn’t that bad for an upgrade cycle when you think about it. PCs, however have to be upgraded at least once a year if you want to keep up with all the latest games.

By: tygrys

tygrys — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:23:20 +0000

well… for internet friends I would recommend some PC MMO
anyway, this chart roxx!
(PC gaming 4 ever! <3 )

By: Michael Flanagan

Michael Flanagan — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:31:56 +0000

Because, if you *really* like video games you’ll be willing to spend the big bucks on a pimped out PC in order to play the best video games out there.

Whereas if you’re just interested in more casual no fuss gaming (any console), being one of the cool kids (PS3), or having a laugh with your friends (Wii / 360) then you’d just splash out the £300 or whatever on a console.

By: Jem

Jem — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:43:01 +0000

You don’t need a $3000 computer to play PC games.

By: Jem

Jem — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:42:06 +0000

In this context it’s said as “ex”, which starts with a vowel. Pretty basic English. Joshua was right.

By: Meatwad

Meatwad — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:40:55 +0000

Since when is the letter “X” a vowel?

By: Aussie Evil

Aussie Evil — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:30:25 +0000

You forgot one thing before the root question:

“Are you a middle schooler who talks smack?”
yes: go away, moron
no: continue on.

By: some random dude

some random dude — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 05:29:19 +0000

better chart
after no
do you have a life
if yes get a wii
if no, are you a normal school jerk
if yes get an xbox 360
if no get a ps3

By: Graydon

Graydon — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 03:13:26 +0000

In response to all you people saying how great PC gaming is I just want you to know that console systems are for people who cant afford a $3,000 computer.

By: T

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:41:57 +0000

I have a life… That’s why I don’t play video games.

By: Djinnator

Djinnator — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 23:31:04 +0000

The first question is a little ridiculous but the rest is hilarious.

I think the first question should be “Are you lazy?” Then switch the answers

By: Pyro

Pyro — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:20:10 +0000

This is spot on. XBOX, Playstation and nintendo are all shit, in fact all consoles are console games are pointless, in a few years you’re just going to need to buy an entire new console just to get the latest hardware + software. Get a pc, upgrade any software or any hardware component anytime you want.

For those who said “yes and no in question one are swapped” get a life. -_-

By: robotking34

robotking34 — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 13:18:08 +0000

Not entirely true, but hilarious nonetheless.