Comments on: Judging Web Site Author Sanity

By: Lydia

Lydia — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:45:44 +0000

I guess I understand what you’re coming from, but I’d just like to say something: I took this graph as saying that the author wanted to make fun of people who a) use eratically-placed clip art, b) use terrible spelling and grammar, as well as typing with caps lock on, and c) quote verses from the Bible at random and unnecessary times.

I’m a Christian. I have been to thousands of websites over the years; none of my favorites have Bible verses plastered all over the front page. I find it pretentious, like the person that made the site is trying to say, “Oh, look at me, I’m so great! I’m a wonderful Christian, and you aren’t, so suck it!”

I’m sure the creator of this graph was not implying that if you put lowercase verses from the Qu’ran, it would be acceptable. I’m pretty sure (s)he meant pretty much any blatantly over-the-top religious propaganda.

And if you’re going to tell me I’m a misguided Christian, or not a real one, let me say two things: 1) I *do* adore life in Christ. He has made my life so much better in recent times, so much better than back when he wasn’t number one, and 2) If you still wish to tell me this, then that’s not a very Christian thing to say, now is it?

By: emmak

emmak — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:07:25 +0000

hahahaha so random yet so true

By: H. Lea

H. Lea — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:29:19 +0000

Know what I hate? Those crappy 90’s Geocities “adopt(save)-a-cruddy-picture-of-a-teddy-bear” websites. And they make “recolors” by dying them on Paint. *pulls out hair* Anyone get what I’m sayin’?

By: Hannah

Hannah — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:33:54 +0000

Personally, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with sentences in all caps.

By: Hannah

Hannah — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 02:31:35 +0000

My website meets this description, does that make me insane?

By: John

John — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:24:35 +0000

…and then there are just some people who make fun of Christianity.

By: thepsychocat girl

thepsychocat girl — Sun, 31 May 2009 16:29:44 +0000

iggnorance?

By: DarkWolf901

DarkWolf901 — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:57:43 +0000

Also:

BEFORE THE GODDESS ERIS, I (name or holyname(ER>>> I MEAN>>> DARKWOLF901)) do herewith declare myself a POEE BROTHER of THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD.
HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL HAIL ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ERIS ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

(*insert :3 Random clipeart here*)

By: DarkWolf901

DarkWolf901 — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 23:49:44 +0000

ZOMBIE JESUS RULEZ!

By: Feynix7

Feynix7 — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 09:05:50 +0000

That was goddamn amazing.

By: boom

boom — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:06:43 +0000

I love you, person

By: boom

boom — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:04:22 +0000

TLDR but obvious nutter

By: LOL

LOL — Fri, 30 May 2008 16:18:02 +0000

awesome

By: LOL

LOL — Fri, 30 May 2008 16:16:57 +0000

Yeah… that rant totally proves your sanity.

By: JustSomeGuy

JustSomeGuy — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:36:01 +0000

Good for you, normal religious folk are about as hard to find as normal non-religious folk. The whole world is getting messed up and we need more people to stand up and say, “Hey! Screw you, I’ll stand in the middle if I want to!”

By: JustSomeGuy

JustSomeGuy — Thu, 29 May 2008 22:22:31 +0000

Must have sucked pretty bad, hey?

By: DANIMAL

DANIMAL — Mon, 26 May 2008 17:38:25 +0000

actually it’s probability of author insanity 1/1 the ODDS are 1:1 (just saying):D

By: Alex Taerg

Alex Taerg — Sun, 25 May 2008 01:49:36 +0000

Hmmm… I think the Bible Verses one should be reincorporated into a circle for Made-Up or Recontextualized Words And Phrases.

Why?

YOUR IGGNORANCE OF TIME CUBE IS EVIL!

By: Plutogirl

Plutogirl — Fri, 23 May 2008 14:33:23 +0000

OK, now THAT (Anonymous Clip Art Defender) was damn funny!

By: Ivan

Ivan — Sat, 03 May 2008 06:44:04 +0000

What is wrong with erratically placed clip art? So if someone puts clip art in sensible places that is all cool?
I know that a lot of people that believe in erratically placed clip art are crazy people who obviously do not live and love like the erratically placed clip art says a believer in erratically placed clip art should.
Give it a look, you might see that erratically placed clip art is not like the Americans that call themselves clip artists today. Or rather, you might see that some people who follow erratically placed clip art really do what the erratically placed clip art says to do.
I hope you get the chance to, because I get the chance to look at it most everyday, and it always helps me learn to actually live more like erratically placed clip art each opportunity.
Please do not let someone who is not really a clip artist (or a misguided one) skew your representation of those who really adore erratically placed clip art.
I hope that you look differently on people that look at erratically placed clip art now, because I have tried to punctuate and capitalize correctly, and to not use any verses from the Bible (although I firmly believe in it). I am in a sane state of mind. Although to you I might be crazy, because in fact, I really do believe in erratically placed clip art and that it can replace all of my sins

By: McSquash

McSquash — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:13:57 +0000

Anonymous Religion Defender needs to relax, Bible verses MAY indicate your insane (like my mom), but doesn’t guarantee that you are…

But anyhoo I think instead of clip art it should have been animated clip art.

BTW I went to a web site, turned off the music, and clicked on a link and the music started up again!!! AARG!!

By: Taisha

Taisha — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:16:43 +0000

Anonymous Religion Defender clearly has not read Ray Comfort’s blog…and if they have, then they are part of the graph’s central demographic and cannot be considered impartial…

Seriously, Ray Comfort is a scary-ass man…

By: piekid

piekid — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:06:38 +0000

Awesome! Could also use a circle for embedded music, but that would look funny.

By: ......

...... — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:02:21 +0000

oh, and I was not trying to hate on members of the Islam faith with the Qu’ran intro. Just providing a counter-point.

By: ......

...... — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:01:14 +0000

What is wrong with Bible verses? So if someone puts verses of the Qu’ran in lowercase that is all cool?

I know that a lot of people that believe what the Bible says are crazy people who obviously do not live and love like the Bible says a believer in Christ should.

Give it a read, you might see that Christ is not like the Americans that call themselves Christians today. Or rather, you might see that some people who follow Christ really do what that writing in the Bible says to do.

I hope you get the chance to, because I get the chance to read it most everyday, and it always helps me learn to actually live more like Jesus each opportunity.

Please do not let someone who is not really a Christian (or a misguided one) skew your representation of those who really adore life in Christ.

I hope that you look differently on people that read the Bible now, because I have tried to not use any clip art (let alone erratically), to punctuate and capitalize correctly, and to not use any verses from the Bible (although I firmly believe in it). I am in a sane state of mind. Although to you I might be crazy, because in fact, I really do believe that a guy raised from the dead and that He can replace all of my sins.

By: Char

Char — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:07:49 +0000

who is choosing which get on the front page??? there are a TON better than this on the voting pages. heck, i submitted one two days ago and it never even made it to the voting page….

By: ladybrettashley

ladybrettashley — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:59:45 +0000

hehehe, quite true! except, for the record, it’s probability of author insanity=1, not 100% =)

By: MsMsBurning

MsMsBurning — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:09:29 +0000

Probably the most accurate graph I’ve ever seen.