“Use the _____, Luke”
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Star Wars
This is the early teaser trailer for the original Star Wars, made before the score or special effects were completed.
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Yes Luke. Rather than use the piece of technology decades in the making which was specifically designed pinpoint accurate targeting of proton torpedos, use a vague ancient force you just learned about a couple days ago.
And as for the trailer, it’s kind of long and boring, and pretty much spoils everything.
Kevin T. Your failure disappoints me. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Also, if “the piece of technology decades in the making which was specifically designed pinpoint accurate targeting of proton torpedos” was worth its salt, why did it fail on its previous attempt? Hmm?
Sensational!!!!!!!!!! : D
Dear Kevin T.,
You fail at life, you’re life in fact, is a complete waste in that you have apparently never seen or heard of Star Wars prior to this particular graph. May you be force choked by Darth Vader until you can no longer breathe.