Able-bodied, welfare-supported east Texas black guy to 2nd able-bodied, welfare-supported east Texas black guy, right in front of me: Niggah, I gonna get me some YARD-bird!
College-educated, well-paid black woman to me when I took watermelon to work as part of my lunch: Girl, don’t you know us black folk love watermelon? You can’t be bringin’ that here and not share some! (She was only half joking.)
The last time I was sitting with a friend on the dock of the Bay in SF (having just got lunch at the farmers marken in UN Plaza) eating fried chicken and spitting the seeds of a particularly nice fresh sweet golden fleshed water melon water side, an older black guy came over and asked where we had got that particular type of melon from (as apparently it was uncommon and the farmers were secretive) and to this day I regret not offering him some out of fear of being considered a racist peddler of stereotypes, Aaah well, perhaps I will know better next time.
I once saw an episode of Family Feud where a black family won, and during the “fast money” portion, the final question was “Name a food that would be hard to eat without teeth” the first person said Fried Chicken, the second person tried Fried Chicken, couldn’t use it, and said watermelon. It was the most stereotypical hilarious thing I had ever seen.
Me=hungry
Food=now
lunch=priceless
want grape soda
So just who’s perpetuating the stereotypes?
Able-bodied, welfare-supported east Texas black guy to 2nd able-bodied, welfare-supported east Texas black guy, right in front of me: Niggah, I gonna get me some YARD-bird!
College-educated, well-paid black woman to me when I took watermelon to work as part of my lunch: Girl, don’t you know us black folk love watermelon? You can’t be bringin’ that here and not share some! (She was only half joking.)
really?
The last time I was sitting with a friend on the dock of the Bay in SF (having just got lunch at the farmers marken in UN Plaza) eating fried chicken and spitting the seeds of a particularly nice fresh sweet golden fleshed water melon water side, an older black guy came over and asked where we had got that particular type of melon from (as apparently it was uncommon and the farmers were secretive) and to this day I regret not offering him some out of fear of being considered a racist peddler of stereotypes, Aaah well, perhaps I will know better next time.
I once saw an episode of Family Feud where a black family won, and during the “fast money” portion, the final question was “Name a food that would be hard to eat without teeth” the first person said Fried Chicken, the second person tried Fried Chicken, couldn’t use it, and said watermelon. It was the most stereotypical hilarious thing I had ever seen.
grape soda should either be “purple drink” or “kool-aid”
but i am NOT racist in any way, i hate everyone equally
it’s grap drink fools.
Haha i saw that episode, dudes name was Cizzle-C
LOL THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
I’m guessing that you are………………………………… a black guy?
I second this graph, and I am of undisclosed racial origin.